I temporarily came back, but don't expect anything global from me. At Tuesday i will come back to the hospital.

Since October 30th, i will start lying in the hospital, and that's why i won't be active anywhere, even in VK. I will be there for 2 weeks minimum, but maybe more. There's a chance that the doctors won't allow me to use my phone. Thank you all for everything.

Condom Henry, Condom Charlie and Condom Brooklyn. And together, they're the...

CONDOM TRIO!!!

I hate it when you absolutely have nothing to do and are about to sleep, but you have to write down nonsensical posts like it's very early 2010s (lol i was a preschooler at the time) and act weird as if you have anal fungus or some shit

Hello guys, Vyxi here. You're wondering what even is Pink Sides and stuff. Okay so basically, one day i watched a playthrough of a Sonic 2 Romhack called Sonic 2 Pink Edition, where Sonic and Tails get replaced with Amy, Cream (And maybe Cheese iirc) and Big, aswell as a Sonic 3 AIR mod called Sonic 3 Pink Edition that does the same, except Knuckles is replaced with Rouge, as how it should be. Then out of my idiotic stupidity, i came up with the shittiest FNF Sonic.exe mod idea to ever be came up: Sonic.exe: Pink Sides. Or Sonic.exe Pink Mix, as you'd like it, i don't care. It would basically be the entirety of the original VS Sonic.exe (up to some V3 stuff), but with every single character being replaced with their gender opposite counterparts. There's a list of how it would go:

-Boyfriend = Girlfriend

-Daddy Dearest = Mommy Mearest

-Pico = Sky (It should have been Nene, but you got the point)

-Sonic = Amy

-Tails = Cream

-Knuckles = Rouge

-Eggman/Robotnik = Maria (Despite Maria already being dead)

-Sunky = Eemie

-Xterion = Tiara Boobowski (A scrapped character from Sonic Mars and Sonic Xtreme, which are both ironically cancelled games)

And vice versa.

Sonic running would have been replaced with Amy driving the Breeze car (if Classic) and some pink car (if Modern) despite her being a 12 year old child with no driver license lmao.

And instead of being creative with characters, i had an idea to just make female counterparts of the EXE cast. Hell, i even took the Amy Rouge meme to create the Amy equivalent of Lord X. And that would be for every update. At one point when making more ideas, i considered making the Starved version of Maria back when Starved was owned by Dumbie. And as expected, Starved Maria would later get thrown into trash due to Revie owning Starved. I respect her decision, don't worry. I even was coming up with some crossover concepts like Rerun Pink Sides, Soulles DX Pink Sides, Exepansion Pink Sides and even Timmy's Balls Adventure DX & Knuckles Origins Unleashed Frontiers 06 San Adnreas Wonder World Man II. (The last one doesn't exist, i just came up with the name due to anger as of writing this because i'm a foking morone)

And ZAMN! I even wanted to go as far as implementing 3d shit, where you could play as GF interacting with characters and do Sonic Adventure 2-esque platforming, a shop (the currency would be ExeCoins (LMAO EXECOINS)) and even the BIOs thing, where you could watch infos about characters, their other forms and alt costumes. These were the last minute additions though.

And the best part about this all is that none of the builds are made, so nobody has to suffer through hell of making the most pointless and boring FNF Sonic.exe mod. I'm planning to make the post-cancelled Beta build, and this will be the only build to ever exist. Let the project stay dead and respect my decisions of getting rid of the monstrosity that is Sonic.exe Pink Sides. I'd rather get stuck around The Ultimate Sonic Mod and maybe Fruit Salad.

Overall, my verdict is: FNF SONIC.EXE PINK SIDES IS ASS!!!

(Joshua did you leave the oven open?)

(Note: The original creepypasta was made by a Fandom Wiki used named The Galactic Illuminati. If you see any grammar errors, please correct me in the comments. The text style is kept the same as in the original. The link in the creepypasta has been censored to prevent issues, since it's somebody's IP address.)

This happened in the summer of 2011. It was somewhere 3 AM. I spent half a night at the computer and was about to shut it down, but suddenly in VK, i got a request from somebody named "You". It had a text: "Hovvour dea leref an? Ino eqw gea grojwa [IP address]". I managed to go to the link... I got into some weird website, where everything looked like in a 3D movie... It seemed so bulged... It was entirely in dark blue tones, it had weird text and the button: "Grwolp ewq oloe... Translation... Translating the message in your language... Download the file "Inversion"". I wanted to close the site, but the download started on its own... This file had no format, it only had a name. It weighed 131kb, i opened it in the notepad, and saw the string "This program cannot be run in DOS mode". This string is present in the code of all Win32 programs. In fact i already understood that it's some program. I gave the .exe format to a file, and it immediately got an icon. The yellow sun was seen, it had a blue sun inside, another yellow one was in it and so on ad infinitum... I checked the file on virustotal (Because i didn't really trust my Avast), and only one obscure antivirus has spotted it as a virus. It was classified as "13Inv.Locker31". I didn't attach any importance to it and opened the file... A loud beeping noise came from the speakers... A second later it got replaced with the quiet bass... Everything in the computer was negative (all colors were inverted)... When i moved the cursor to the right, it moved to the left... All file names were written in reverse... I got scared so much and wanted to shutdown, but the browser has been opened. It showed me a YouTube video called "Inversion". The video featured the man's face in negative accompanied by a quiet music. The face had an eerie grin... Suddenly, the man's eyes turned red, and his face was getting closer. The music was louder from time to time... The face has gone out of the YouTube video player's boundaries and took over the whole monitor. I was terrified. Then the face said "What is it like to live in such agony?" and changed to a horrifying face resembling Jeff or some other jumpscare... The eyes were dark brown... The whole face got painted pale green and let out an evil laughter. Then, 53 tabs were opened in the browser and all of them were jumpscare videos from YouTube. I was full of wild fright. I wanted to turn the pc off, but then the system block started to melt... It turned into a liquid mass and spread across the room... The wallpapers and a carpet started to burn... But the monitor still worked and it had that face... I wanted to run away from the burning room, but suddenly the door closed. Everything got bright red in my room. I heard an echo. Then i saw a scary silhouette on the corner. It was getting closer to me... And then it showed me its face... It was that face from the screen. I couldn't move from the fear... The creature got close to me and took my hand... It took me with its green, dried hand with scratches and deep wounds... It looked at me with its terrifying look... Then it got twice as big as me and started to eat me alive... It didn't rip my body parts out... It just stabbed its teeth in me and tore me apart... I couldn't move... It was terrible... I was bleeding... The other creatures appeared... They surrounded me and watched their leader eating me... The text appeared on the walls, and the creatures have read the words in it: "Enforus enerium onto er! Eqy uioronius nepeto! Resefrenato emitto refitto! Defeneratto nelitto opsitto!" Then the window in my room opened, the green light got through it and took over my whole field of view... Then i woke up sitting next to my pc... And thought: "It was just a nightmare...". Then suddenly i saw Inversion.exe being opened. It had this image opened. [A white background with black and blue lines. The original image can be found in the original upload]

After that i turned my pc off and barely fell asleep... I had nightmares about this face the whole night... The next morning i got psychical deviations... I became irritable... I was getting scared from a slight rustle, and i felt being watched by somebody. I had a pale skin and bulging eyes. The doctors couldn't do anything... When i got into the hospital, it became worse... My skin turned green and opened up in places, creating deep wounds... I felt like i was rotting... I became thin and weak, the blood vessels in my eyes burst and my eyes became bloodshot... I was let out of the hospital because the doctors could no longer do anything about... When i saw the sunlight at the first time since 5 years, it burned my skin... I was just wandering wherever my eyes were looking at. I was living like a homeless person. But sometimes i could go buy food, because passers-by took me for an old man and gave me money... One day, in a trash can, i found an old book that talked about some kind of nonsense like "time travel of the mental form of a person"... It had a spell... Out of despair, i read it out and got into... the room of myself from 5 years ago! There was a fire in the room... Everything was burning. I saw myself still healthy. I got closer to myself and took my hand. Then i understood! I FOUND OUT WHO WAS THAT CREATURE! THAT WAS ME! MYSELF FROM 5 YEARS LATER! And as i thought about that, something was forcing me to eat myself... I didn't know what was that. Then the other copies of "myself" appeared in the room and started to read that same spell from the book that i found! Then the window opened in the room and the green light was let out again...

Then i woke up next to my pc again! And that file was opened again! But this time it was called Recursion.exe.

(Original creepypasta by The Galactic Illuminati from the Secret Files Wiki

Translation by Vyxi

Link for the OG pasta: https://secret-files.fandom.com/ru/wiki/Инверсия)

(Translator's note: The original creepypasta was written by Nikitos200 on 4stor, but because the "Love.avi" title violated the 4stor guidelines, the administration has renamed it to "Like.avi". My translation might have gramattical issues, and if you want me to correct my typos, just reply! The text style is kept the same as the original creepypasta)

As usual, i was on the internet to look for something really interesting. A hot cup of coffee was under the hand, and i was home alone. Basically, i'd say that life is good. And then i got stumbled upon jodi.org. I have read the english Wikipedia, and it's some sort of the artists meeting. After a little research on the internet, i found out that the website is safe. Because i had nothing to do, i managed to study it up along and across. And then, going to jodi.org, i got redirected to a new page that hasn't been showing up before. The bright red heart was drawn. And a butting Do IT? Clicking on it started the Love.avi download. I looked at the address bar, and it read: non potest. I wanted to go to Google Translate, but every new tab was opening this page. I got scared for real. And then restarted. I went to the browser, like things are normal now and stuff. "Okay, enough, it's time to get Jodi over with" - i said to myself. And continued to go to the internet. And then, some Love54563 wanted me to add him in all messengers. I rejected, but he was pushy and repeated the requests. Hmmm... i decided to risk and accepted him. Once i added him, he instantly sent me the Love.avi file. Of course, i didn't accept the file and added him to the ignore list. I managed to turn the pc off. I closed all programs and went to the desktop. It was filled with love.avi. I got scared for real. I pressed the shutdown button, and suddenly, my desktop background was changed to the same picture i've seen on Jodi.org, with the scarlet heart. The window popped up saying "Quid de amore?" and had two variants - yes and да. I tried to close the window, but Windows Media Player started to play instead. I understood that it was love.avi, and wanted to turn the pc off the network, but something was bothering me. I couldn't even move my head. I only looked at the monitor. At first the video seemed safe. But then weird things started to happen, and my vision started to get dark, and the speakers screamed at 100%, even though they were at 40%. There were very scary sounds. There was a very scary scream. I don't even know if it belonged to a human. It was terrifying. Meanwhile the heart was shown on the screen. It was getting brighter and brighter. The vision in my eyes was getting even darker. Then in the video i saw my hallway, and with the side vision i saw the light turning on in the hallway. I haven't been that scared before. I wanted to close my eyes to not see anything, but i couldn't. Something very red was shown wandering around my hallway in the video. And then i heard the same scream again. Right behind my back. I was on the verge of losing consciousness. I didn't know what to do, i couldn't move. Damn, i thought - it's the end. Now my bedroom was shown in the video. I sensed a horrifying breath behind my back. The light in my room becomes even more red. It wasn't just a red light. It was a terrifying light. The monster behind me touched me. Oh God, i've never felt such pain before. I wanted to scream, but i couldn't. It feels like a million needled stabbed whatever he was touching. I got all my will in one fist and tried to move. I tried again. The pain was getting stronger. Then i tried to move again. I moved. He pulled his hand off. And damn, he screamed again... The stronger he was screaming, the weaker i was becoming. I closed my ears. And looked at him. It couldn't be described. I haven't seen that even in my nightmares. After looking at him for 2 seconds i passed out. I got conscious in my bedroom. 404.jodi.org was opened in the pc. It was still dark in my eyes. I looked at the desktop. There wasn't any love.avi. I breathed a sigh of relief, but the sense of a very strong fear was still present in me.

A month later maybe everything got silent. But then, on email, i got a letter from Love@love.avi (a very strange address) featuring a text: We love you very much, and waiting you down.

Credits:

Nikitos200 - original creepypasta

Vyxi - English translation

Read the original here: https://4stor.ru/smertelnie-faili/18061-likeavi.html

Hello guys, Vyxi here. On August 30th 2023, i turned 18 years old. Now i gotta prepare for adulthood. Not sure if it's that much of a painful experience, but yeah.

(Translator's note: The original creepypasta was written entirely by Bow To Suicide on Secret Files Wiki and reuploaded to 4stor by Cloudpol. The translation was done by me. Keep it in the mind that English is not my native language, thus explaining occasional translation errors. The typing style is kept to the same as in the original story. If you see any grammatical issues, please correct me in the replies)

I had a birthday, and i had absolutely nothing to do. I was given a lot of gifts, basically all as usual.

When i woke up the next day, i ran to my computer to play games. And to my surprise, i found a disk on my desktop. It had neither a cover nor a description. Even the disk looked like a blank one. At first i thought that it was a gift from one of my friends. But i didn't care about that. Thinking for a while, i put a disk into a disk drive. At first something was crackling in my pc, but then everything has worked. The game started immediately. I mean, there wasn't any installer or a launcher, anything started instantly. But what made me surprised the most is when i didn't see the developers' logo, and especially... there wasn't even the main menu! The game did start immediately. It reminded me of a first person quest. As i remember now, i got myself into a completely bare room. The broken mirror was hung on the wall, the door was on the right. It was skinned whole, the dim light made its way through a small window. The graphics in the game just amazed me. It was so... realistic, like it's a real footage or something like that.

But the most nightmarish and weird things were waiting for me ahead.

I walked around the room a little and noticed that the doorknob has started to shake. I have prepared myself, thinking that the monster will break inside or something like that, but nothing happened. The door just opened, the sheer darkness was ahead. And then i've noticed that the window and mirror have disappeared... I wanted to save, but nothing happened when i pressed esc. I got embarrassed.

I turned the game off, hoping to find an information about the game. But how... if i don't even know the title, i went to the processes. And saw the "game.exe" process. I was simply shocked, it has taken 0kb of memory. I looked up "game.exe" on the internet. I found some normal gaming sites, there wasn't any info, but then i've stumbled upon a little known video hosting site. There was a video called "game.exe". The video just showed the black screen for 7 minutes and 6 seconds. The description read "Don't try"... (The video no longer exists, just like the website).

Then i decided to capture the game by myself. I turned on Fraps and started the game. I was amazed even more. The mirror and window were in place again. Furthermore, a portrait with a very blurry image was hung on the wall, and the stronger light was making its way through a window. I tried to make a capture, waiting for a few seconds. I've turned the game off and opened the file. I got pale, the video file was called "Trying intellego mori", which meant (As i later translated) "Trying, comprehend, die". An when i turned the video on, i saw the same black background. The only difference is that the barely seen human eyes, crying with blood, were placed on the top left corner. I closed the player immediately and tried to delete the video. But i couldn't. I tried to pull the disk out, but the disk drive was ignoring me.

I got some sweat on my forehead. But curiosity still kept me up, and i turned the game on again. I got pale... everything was black and white and with the statics, like in some old movies. The door was open again, and i saw the blood stains on the wall. The blood was the only thing that kept its natural color, everything else was black and white. I went to the door and saw a bedroom. Then my eyes just almost popped out of their sockets, and i began to tremble... It was the same bedroom as i had! I tried to close the game, but i couldn't. I tried to turned off my pc or restart it, but nothing happened, i was forced to see what was coming next...

The bald boy ran into the room, he had no clothes. He was screaming and crying and freaking out, but i couldn't hear that, i heard nothing, only the light classical music was playing. I could see that by his face. As if he was running away from someone. That's how it was... The woman has broken in after him, and i got even paler. She had no face, she was also absolutely naked with wild hair. She held a kitchen knife in her hand. That's when i almost fainted, i tried not to look at what i saw, but the game has forced me to: the woman started to cut the boy's hand off along. The hand began to open, but there was a void, as if he was a doll. But it wasn't the case. I started to hear something that resembles screaming. The woman has slowly tortured the boy, cutting him a little. He was completely empty inside, and then i saw his face, he has no eyes, only empty, bleeding eyeholes replacing them. The boy has finally gone silent, the music stopped to play. I was just sitting with my mouth open, sweating and barely breathing. And then... the woman looked at me. Like she wasn't staring at my character, but rather actually me. And attacked me. And then my pc started has refreshed, and thinking for a bit, pulled the disk out of the disk drive. I couldn't explain what i've seen. And i don't want to. Then everything started to go normal, the video file has disappeared. I threw the disk into the window immediately. But before that i saw an inscription that was never before "Now you know the truth". With the tears on my eyes, i threw the disk away. And have sworn off that i will never open whatever i was finding ever again.

P.S. When i threw the disk away, i saw some guy picking it up. Days later, this guy (to be exact, his corpse) was shown in the news, he had empty eyeballs and was completely torn off.

Source: https://secret-files.fandom.com/ru/wiki/Игра.exe

Credits: 

Bow To Suicide (a.k.a. Anna) - the original creator of the creepypasta.

Vyxi (me) - a poorly done translation.

Merry Christmas everyone! The game is updated with a new Christmas twist!