i deleted something that i truly consider cursed, so now it's all clean and fresh

Changelog is in changelog.txt

Here https://gamejolt.com/games/schlau/855797

Since VS Schlaudude Alpha 1 is out, i think i can say that Alpha 2 will come out next week or two. The thing is that Schlaudude will keep his placeholder sprites until i hire a decent artist/animator, so let's say that it's coldfix and not hotfix. Hypocrisy is now 100% fixed and now i'm moving out to fix the charting and offsets on Bloxout and make the backgrounds in Schlaudude and Schlaumongus' songs completely blank and white, kinda like in 17 Bucks (Speaking of 17 Bucks, the collab will never be made, it will mostly collaborate with my own mods, even the cancelled ones (Except CJW)).

go play it on gj

https://gamejolt.com/games/schlau/855797

I temporarily came back, but don't expect anything global from me. At Tuesday i will come back to the hospital.

Since October 30th, i will start lying in the hospital, and that's why i won't be active anywhere, even in VK. I will be there for 2 weeks minimum, but maybe more. There's a chance that the doctors won't allow me to use my phone. Thank you all for everything.

Condom Henry, Condom Charlie and Condom Brooklyn. And together, they're the...

CONDOM TRIO!!!

I hate it when you absolutely have nothing to do and are about to sleep, but you have to write down nonsensical posts like it's very early 2010s (lol i was a preschooler at the time) and act weird as if you have anal fungus or some shit

Hello guys, Vyxi here. You're wondering what even is Pink Sides and stuff. Okay so basically, one day i watched a playthrough of a Sonic 2 Romhack called Sonic 2 Pink Edition, where Sonic and Tails get replaced with Amy, Cream (And maybe Cheese iirc) and Big, aswell as a Sonic 3 AIR mod called Sonic 3 Pink Edition that does the same, except Knuckles is replaced with Rouge, as how it should be. Then out of my idiotic stupidity, i came up with the shittiest FNF Sonic.exe mod idea to ever be came up: Sonic.exe: Pink Sides. Or Sonic.exe Pink Mix, as you'd like it, i don't care. It would basically be the entirety of the original VS Sonic.exe (up to some V3 stuff), but with every single character being replaced with their gender opposite counterparts. There's a list of how it would go:

-Boyfriend = Girlfriend

-Daddy Dearest = Mommy Mearest

-Pico = Sky (It should have been Nene, but you got the point)

-Sonic = Amy

-Tails = Cream

-Knuckles = Rouge

-Eggman/Robotnik = Maria (Despite Maria already being dead)

-Sunky = Eemie

-Xterion = Tiara Boobowski (A scrapped character from Sonic Mars and Sonic Xtreme, which are both ironically cancelled games)

And vice versa.

Sonic running would have been replaced with Amy driving the Breeze car (if Classic) and some pink car (if Modern) despite her being a 12 year old child with no driver license lmao.

And instead of being creative with characters, i had an idea to just make female counterparts of the EXE cast. Hell, i even took the Amy Rouge meme to create the Amy equivalent of Lord X. And that would be for every update. At one point when making more ideas, i considered making the Starved version of Maria back when Starved was owned by Dumbie. And as expected, Starved Maria would later get thrown into trash due to Revie owning Starved. I respect her decision, don't worry. I even was coming up with some crossover concepts like Rerun Pink Sides, Soulles DX Pink Sides, Exepansion Pink Sides and even Timmy's Balls Adventure DX & Knuckles Origins Unleashed Frontiers 06 San Adnreas Wonder World Man II. (The last one doesn't exist, i just came up with the name due to anger as of writing this because i'm a foking morone)

And ZAMN! I even wanted to go as far as implementing 3d shit, where you could play as GF interacting with characters and do Sonic Adventure 2-esque platforming, a shop (the currency would be ExeCoins (LMAO EXECOINS)) and even the BIOs thing, where you could watch infos about characters, their other forms and alt costumes. These were the last minute additions though.

And the best part about this all is that none of the builds are made, so nobody has to suffer through hell of making the most pointless and boring FNF Sonic.exe mod. I'm planning to make the post-cancelled Beta build, and this will be the only build to ever exist. Let the project stay dead and respect my decisions of getting rid of the monstrosity that is Sonic.exe Pink Sides. I'd rather get stuck around The Ultimate Sonic Mod and maybe Fruit Salad.

Overall, my verdict is: FNF SONIC.EXE PINK SIDES IS ASS!!!

(Joshua did you leave the oven open?)

(Note: The original creepypasta was made by a Fandom Wiki used named The Galactic Illuminati. If you see any grammar errors, please correct me in the comments. The text style is kept the same as in the original. The link in the creepypasta has been censored to prevent issues, since it's somebody's IP address.)

This happened in the summer of 2011. It was somewhere 3 AM. I spent half a night at the computer and was about to shut it down, but suddenly in VK, i got a request from somebody named "You". It had a text: "Hovvour dea leref an? Ino eqw gea grojwa [IP address]". I managed to go to the link... I got into some weird website, where everything looked like in a 3D movie... It seemed so bulged... It was entirely in dark blue tones, it had weird text and the button: "Grwolp ewq oloe... Translation... Translating the message in your language... Download the file "Inversion"". I wanted to close the site, but the download started on its own... This file had no format, it only had a name. It weighed 131kb, i opened it in the notepad, and saw the string "This program cannot be run in DOS mode". This string is present in the code of all Win32 programs. In fact i already understood that it's some program. I gave the .exe format to a file, and it immediately got an icon. The yellow sun was seen, it had a blue sun inside, another yellow one was in it and so on ad infinitum... I checked the file on virustotal (Because i didn't really trust my Avast), and only one obscure antivirus has spotted it as a virus. It was classified as "13Inv.Locker31". I didn't attach any importance to it and opened the file... A loud beeping noise came from the speakers... A second later it got replaced with the quiet bass... Everything in the computer was negative (all colors were inverted)... When i moved the cursor to the right, it moved to the left... All file names were written in reverse... I got scared so much and wanted to shutdown, but the browser has been opened. It showed me a YouTube video called "Inversion". The video featured the man's face in negative accompanied by a quiet music. The face had an eerie grin... Suddenly, the man's eyes turned red, and his face was getting closer. The music was louder from time to time... The face has gone out of the YouTube video player's boundaries and took over the whole monitor. I was terrified. Then the face said "What is it like to live in such agony?" and changed to a horrifying face resembling Jeff or some other jumpscare... The eyes were dark brown... The whole face got painted pale green and let out an evil laughter. Then, 53 tabs were opened in the browser and all of them were jumpscare videos from YouTube. I was full of wild fright. I wanted to turn the pc off, but then the system block started to melt... It turned into a liquid mass and spread across the room... The wallpapers and a carpet started to burn... But the monitor still worked and it had that face... I wanted to run away from the burning room, but suddenly the door closed. Everything got bright red in my room. I heard an echo. Then i saw a scary silhouette on the corner. It was getting closer to me... And then it showed me its face... It was that face from the screen. I couldn't move from the fear... The creature got close to me and took my hand... It took me with its green, dried hand with scratches and deep wounds... It looked at me with its terrifying look... Then it got twice as big as me and started to eat me alive... It didn't rip my body parts out... It just stabbed its teeth in me and tore me apart... I couldn't move... It was terrible... I was bleeding... The other creatures appeared... They surrounded me and watched their leader eating me... The text appeared on the walls, and the creatures have read the words in it: "Enforus enerium onto er! Eqy uioronius nepeto! Resefrenato emitto refitto! Defeneratto nelitto opsitto!" Then the window in my room opened, the green light got through it and took over my whole field of view... Then i woke up sitting next to my pc... And thought: "It was just a nightmare...". Then suddenly i saw Inversion.exe being opened. It had this image opened. [A white background with black and blue lines. The original image can be found in the original upload]

After that i turned my pc off and barely fell asleep... I had nightmares about this face the whole night... The next morning i got psychical deviations... I became irritable... I was getting scared from a slight rustle, and i felt being watched by somebody. I had a pale skin and bulging eyes. The doctors couldn't do anything... When i got into the hospital, it became worse... My skin turned green and opened up in places, creating deep wounds... I felt like i was rotting... I became thin and weak, the blood vessels in my eyes burst and my eyes became bloodshot... I was let out of the hospital because the doctors could no longer do anything about... When i saw the sunlight at the first time since 5 years, it burned my skin... I was just wandering wherever my eyes were looking at. I was living like a homeless person. But sometimes i could go buy food, because passers-by took me for an old man and gave me money... One day, in a trash can, i found an old book that talked about some kind of nonsense like "time travel of the mental form of a person"... It had a spell... Out of despair, i read it out and got into... the room of myself from 5 years ago! There was a fire in the room... Everything was burning. I saw myself still healthy. I got closer to myself and took my hand. Then i understood! I FOUND OUT WHO WAS THAT CREATURE! THAT WAS ME! MYSELF FROM 5 YEARS LATER! And as i thought about that, something was forcing me to eat myself... I didn't know what was that. Then the other copies of "myself" appeared in the room and started to read that same spell from the book that i found! Then the window opened in the room and the green light was let out again...

Then i woke up next to my pc again! And that file was opened again! But this time it was called Recursion.exe.

(Original creepypasta by The Galactic Illuminati from the Secret Files Wiki

Translation by Vyxi

Link for the OG pasta: https://secret-files.fandom.com/ru/wiki/Инверсия)