(Created by Vyxi and inspired from Chimichangar and Lazerbot)

(Warning! This story contains: profanity, gore, extreme violence, suggestive, sexual and kinky themes, depiction of sex and masturbation, murder, derogaory and offensively questionable speech, attempted suicide and slight Gen Alpha Brainrot. And thus, this story is prohibited to read for minors, elderly people, pregnant women and sensitive people.

The names of real people were used for parody purposes with no intend to actually offend them.

The use of copyrighted IPs is also done as a parody, and the story does not feature any paywall. All rights of said IPs belong to their current owners.

DC Comics is owned by Warner Bros.

Despicable Me is owned by Illumination.

McDonalds is owned by McDonalds.

Rick and Morty is owned by Adult Swim.

The Amazing Digital Circus is owned by Glitch Productions.

Phineas And Ferb and Cars are owned by Disney.

Overwatch is owned by Blizzard Entertainment and Activision.

Playstation is owned by Sony.

Grand Theft Auto is owned by Rockstar.

Minecraft is owned by Mojang and Microsoft.

Dragon Ball Z is owned by Shueisha and Toei Animation.

And for anyone reading this, please do not harass any mentioned individuals, and this story is made for entertaining purposes.)

(Note: This story also features made up vernacular (other than brainrot terms), so don't get confused!)

Greg is reading some newspapers on an armchair in a living room. The following article says:

"BATMAN KILLED JOKER!!"

"Holy crap, finally!" Greg became happy and cheered such a grand event, when suddenly.

"Hey Greg." Feika pokes his shoulder. "Hm?" Greg looks at her.

"Look what i can do!" then Feika gets a kitchen knife and cuts off her foot.

"FEIKA!! What are you doing?" Greg became concerned, but suddenly, Feika grows a new foot while the severed one turns into another Feika.

"This type of budding was done similarly to how Peter Griffin cut off his hand, and it turned into Retep Niffirg." Feika said.

"Wow that's really impressive!" Greg said, but then suddenly, Feika's clone said "SZECHUAN SAUCE!!" and jumped off the window.

"What?" Feika and Greg said in unison.

Meanwhile.

"This is what happened." Catwoman began, and thus the flashback began.

Everything starts with Bruce Wayne's childhood, where he was being friends with another kid named Jack White. As they grew older, they were rarely talking to eachother. But then as young adults, they heard the familiar screams. Turns out Bruce's parents were murdered, but it wasn't known who, so Bruce and Jack began chasing the silhouette only to fail and come back to the Waynes. The last time Bruce and Jack were together as friends is during the funeral, with them both and Alfred sharing condolences to the Waynes. But while Bruce was mentally strong and accepted his parents' death, moving on into becoming an aspiring superhero, Jack on the other hand, first denied it, and then went crazy. He got consumed by his insanity and forgot about what happened before, seeking a new purpose of life and becoming Joker. Bruce Wayne, now Batman, has completely forgotten about Jack and his childhood friendship with him, which explains his hatred towards Joker. That's when Batman and Joker became arch enemies, but there was something that was preventing Batman from killing Joker. He could not kill him Fast forward to the present when Batman finally indirectly killed Joker thanks to Bob's banana.

"So this whole time, i've been fighting against my childhood friend?.." Batman asked.

"Turns out to be the case Batman." said Catwoman. "To this day i'm trying to figure out who killed your parents and started it all. I've been looking for clues for years, and while i am close to finding out the truth, i still can't find the person's identity."

"I wish you luck Catwoman. If he fucked up my parents and the Joker, then i will counter fuck him up!" Batman got courageous again, and he went on an adventure.

Meanwhile.

Ricegum steps in.

"Hi my name is Ricegum, and you've probably heard of me. I'm here to tell you that i'm actually irrelevant to the story whatsoever, and i'm merely a cameo because Vyxi is thinking of cameos to add. Okay, back to the story." Ricegum said before leaving the place.

The next morning, back to the four and Sumgisye.

Everyone are waking up, with the four still being in Jaysode's house. Those who didn't wake up entirely got up due to Chuggakris' scream.

"HEYO WAKE UP, LOOK AT AMLAYZAAAYYYY!!" Chuggakris screamed in his typical Chuggakris fashion, except he's different, as expected.

Everyone went to check Amlayzay, and...

Oh zamn!

"Good morning, what do you guys want?" said Amlayzay calmly.

"Holy shit dude... You jacked as fuck!" said Jaysode.

"Excuse me Jaysode, but.. i'm cheating on you." said D'Zyer, and it took like 10 seconds for Jaysode to understand that she was just joking.

"Well, guess he's not Amlayzay anymore." Lokomosteve pointed it out.

"You may call me..." Amlayzay did a cool ass stare. "Jinkyrowan"

Phoebe accidentally squirted through her pants.

"Phoebe what the fuck" said Kyle, Miko, Olivia and Jaysode when suddenly Jinkyrowan looked at Miko and said "So, you like all this Digital Circus, right?"

"Umm, yes." Miko said blushing when suddenly, everyone heard a nursery rhyme outside.

"Can weird sounds from outside stop? Every single time, every single day i have to sit through all this fucking shit!" Kyle gets pissed, but then Lokomosteve runs outside. He saw an ice cream truck.

"ICE CREAM!!!" Lokomosteve said, but then Jaysode did a face palm. "Lokomosteve you ain't like muthafuckin' 7 or some shit, cut that shit out!"

"BUT I'M ADDICTED TO ICE CREAM!!" Lokomosteve gets crazy and attacks the van out of curiosity.

"Hey cut that shit bitch!" the truck driver said, then took him and drove away.

"Classic ice cream kidnapping." Kendlestixx said.

"YOU BOZOLONI I'M GONNA GETCHA BITCH!!!" Chuggakris screamed again and shot the truck with minigun when suddenly it blew up.

"CHUGGAKRIS YOU FUCKING RETARD! YOU JUST KILLED THE DRIVER AND LOKOMOSTEVE!!" Jaysode yelled at Chuggakris, but then he said "Calm down Jaysode, i'm convinced that Lokomosteve is alive."

Then Amlayzay, now Jinkyrowan, holds Jaysode's shoulder and says "He's right boss, i can feel it." but then both Lokomosteve and the truck driver get kidnapped by something nobody could see. It was too fast. Perhaps it was fast like Flash, but.. was it Flash?

"Shit, it got away and took Steve!" Robloman got angry.

"We need to come up with a plan." Miko said.

"How about we separate?" Phoebe asked.

Then Jaysode responded "I will think about it."

Meanwhile, an hour prior.

What a nice day in Danville. Phineas and Ferb are chilling next to a tree like they usually do. But suddenly Phineas said "Hey Ferb! I know what we're going to do today!" and "Hey, where's Perry?" A typical day in Danville. Perry himself gets into the OWCA Room, and Major Monogram grants him a mission to stop Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Again, a typical day in Danville.

Perry finally arrived at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated while the jingle plays.

"Ah, Perry the Platypus! As always i've expected your arrival! I have invented a new invention called..." Heinz Doofenshmirtz then revealed the invention. "FLASHO-SPEEDY-INATOR!!"

Perry did his usual platypus sounds.

"Oh, i bet you're gonna really like this, because it's actually an updated model! I shot it at Norm with the speed value set at 4, which means very fast, and he's moving like crazy!"

Norm barges into the room, dressed up in a Flash costume.

"Holy crap Heinz i'm in DC Comics! I'M FUCKIN' FLASH!!!" and jumped off the balcony like a fucking idiot he is.

"Progress, it's the new Norm." Doofenshmirtz made this really stupid and asinine reference to that one animated sitcom you'd rather forget about. Now THIS is what made Perry kick Doof's ass, as Doof fucked up Flasho-Speedy-Inator by accidentally switching the speed to the max value of 6 and shot it into the random direction.

Meanwhile (which was said like 5 times so far lol)

A retired worker from JTE (Joker's Trap Entertainment) walks in a random street when suddenly, a beam gets shot into him, and he becomes too fuckin' fast. An hour later, he saw an ice cream truck blowing up and took Lokomosteve and the driver to his own place. The driver was later revealed to be the disguised Bane who became disgruntled after Joker's death.

"Who the fuck are you and what are you going to do to me and this fellow African-American gentleman?" Bane asked out of curiosity and discomfort.

"I'm someone Joker once knew, and i want to conquer the lands to find something that will be likely to ressurect Joker. Perhaps the seven pearls with stars on them or a giant green gem." the kidnapper said.

"I almost got fried to death! Thank you for saving me from this, but at the same time... Why did you kidnap me?"

"I NEED YOUR ENERG-!!" Before the creepy guy could finish his sentence, Lokomosteve shot him, sent smokescreen all over the room and left.

"Hey, what about me?" Bane said before the guy knocked him out.

"Call me... Speedy Trixter. I'm better than Flash..." the guy revealed himself as Speedy Trixter.

Back to the current time.

Lokomosteve is looking for something that could help him get out of Gotham City as soon as possible when suddenly, he sees Grumobile. He breaks inside and conveniently hides. Then Gru, Dru and the Minion Trio is coming inside and leave Gotham City to Gru's house. As they got there, Gru, Dru and the minions went inside, and so did Steve.

However, Kyle (This time Gru's dog, not Skyle) spots Steve and goes after him only for Gru to calm him down and say "Who the hell is that?"

Dru then says "Look brother, he's all screwed up! I think we should help him."

"He literally broke into our house, we need to punish him." Gru said.

"Please don't kill me! I just need some help! I can't stay in a condition like this! Please if you help me, i will tell ya to get me back to my boss' crib!" Lokomosteve began begging Gru, which made him say "Well sure then, come on to the lab!" and so Gru, Dru and Steve went to the lab.

"Oh look who arrived! Welcome back Gru and Dru! And.. who's that?" Nefario greeted the Gru brothers and became curious about Lokomosteve.

"He needs healing" Gru said while referencing Overwatch.

"Also there's something i realized." Nefario began. "Your name isn't even Gru right?"

"Well actually yeah." said Gru, "it's actually Felonius. Gru is my last name."

"Well, and Dru's name IS indeed Dru, right?"

"Absolutely!" Dru exclaimed.

"Well, since you're Gru's brother, that means your name is Dru Gru! DRU GRU!!" Nefario has gone crazy until Bob calmed him down, and then the surgery began.

Meanwhile.

Nene is chilling in her house alone, reading a book when suddenly she saw a suspicious link written in a small font. She opened a browser and typed the link in. She was greeted by an erotic Slenderman X Lightning McQueen fanfiction.

"OH NO!!!" Nene screamed in terror and tried to kill herself by stabbing her own chest when suddenly, a knock was heard outside the window. It was Sky doing it.

"HEY YOU! YES YOU!" Sky screamed.

"SKY?!?! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT YOU POOPCOCKED BARFBITCH?!" Nene asked Sky while yelling at her.

"I want to see who's worthy for Pico and Darnell - you or me." Sky grinned in a creepy way.

"The answer is obvious. That's me of course. I've been on great terms with them since the Middle school." Nene said.

Then we see a bunch of flashbacks, referencing the old Pico's School stuff.

"Let's test it out!" Sky said, and then Nene exclaimed "Come in then!"

NENE VS SKY

That's when Sky broke into the house and started fighting Nene. The fight has been going on for a long time. The sheer bloodshed from Sky's powerful punches and Nene's piercing stabs. Eventually Sky turned into her Manifest form and threw Nene into the furthest wall.

"Ugh, you're pretty strong, but how about this?" Nene then pulled a Dio from JoJo or Sakuya from Touhou. And i don't mean she stopped time (she can't), i mean she threw several knives at Sky that she got from the kitchen. All the knives missed, except one, which perfectly went into her left thigh.

"Hm, it hurts less when Manifest." Sky said, wiping all the blood from the thigh wound.

Eventually Sky and Nene went full melee and starting punching and kicking eachother when suddenly, Sky grabbed one of Nene's knives and cut Nene's cheek a little bit. What the fuck? First Miko wounding Kyle's cheek, now Sky doing it to Nene? Repetitiveness at its zamn finest.

Nene did the "Tanaka Thai Kick!" when suddenly, Sky sent Nene to another wall with a single punch and licked the blood of her cheeks.

"Ugh, the fuck are you doing bitch? I only like traditional shit! I'm straight!" Nene then tried slicing Sky's throat, but she resisted.

"Huh, says the most lesbian looking woman i've ever seen. I bet you got fucked by Cassandra." Sky began mocking Nene.

"What the fuck? I would never be with Cass! I'm pretty sure Pico killed her." Nene tried to prove her point.

"At least i took BBC unlike you!"

"Pfft sure.. From who?"

"I literally got gangfucked by Pico and Darnell!"

Nene was devastated.

"There's no way it would be possible!" Nene then punched Sky again.

"I bet you're gonna say "Awh hell naw it should have been me!" and shit." Sky keeps mocking Nene when suddenly, Nene takes off her panties and grabbed an already used dildo.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"Let's ACTUALLY prove who belongs to Pico and Darnell!"

Pico and Darnell then went home when Sky and Nene started undressing and giggling.

"The fuck are these noises?" Darnell became curious, and then, he and Pico saw Sky and Nene together, naked. They were beyond devastated, as they opened their mouths wide in shock, fear and disgust.

"I swear we're actually enemies, we just happen to be undressed!" Sky tries to prove her point.

Then Pico and Darnell snapped out and undressed.

"We'll see." said Darnell, and the HISTORICAL MOMENT has been engaged.

Meanwhile, 2 hours later.

Harley Quinn and Poisonous Ivy are strolling in the park and stuff.

"You know Ivy.." Harley began. "I have a confession to make, but do you promise to keep it as a secret from anyone? And do you promise to not be mad at me for this?"

"Of course, go ahead and tell me." Ivy said, and then Harley looked at her.

"I'm secretly fursuiting."

Ivy was surprised, but not too shocked until she said. "You know what?"

Harley got curious and a bit scared, thinking Ivy would yell at her, but suddenly, she said. "I'm into that too."

Harley then became happy, and she and Ivy promised to keep it as a secret from anyone.

A few moments later.

Harley and Ivy went to Harley's house, and she opened the storage room, showing her kemono fursuit.

"It looks adorable. Do you think we would go to the convention without being caught as the actual us?"

"Hmm. We can try."

Meanwhile Irate Gamer looked at all this through the window, got shocked and disgusted and said "What... the... fuck...", then he jumped off, landed safely, ran into a local GameStop and bought a copy of Shaq Fu.

Back to Despicable Me.

Lokomosteve got a surgery from Gru, Dru, Nefario and the minions, and then he got a lot of gifts from the minions, including a fucking PS5 for some reason.

"No thanks Elbow Washer, i already have like three of them." said Lokomosteve, which made Elbow Washer the minion give it to Agnes instead.

"HELL YEAH PS5!!" Agnes got happy.

"Woah shit!" Gru got surprised. "Never expected someone as innocent as Agnes say "hell", but whatever."

"Wait, lemme call my playas real quick." Lokomosteve got his phone (which survived the explosion for some fucking reason) and called Jaysode.

At the moment, The Sumgisye gang separated from the main four, Jinkyrowan and D'Zyer, and he's in his truck after Steve.

"Oh hey Steve!" Jaysode responded to the call. "Where are you?"

"I'm in Gru's house." Steve said.

"You're in what house? Like Despicable Me?" Jaysode asked.

"Yes." Steve responded, and then he told his current whereabouts.

After telling the address of Gru's house to Jaysode.

"Got it. WE'RE SWITCHING THE DIRECTIONS!" Jaysode exclaimed and drove to Gru's house.

As they arrived, Steve got to the exit.

"Thank you for support guys, it was wonderful to meet you dudes" Lokomosteve went to The Sumgisye truck and drove away.

Afterwards, in The Sumgisye Shakk, or how Jaysode would say, "in da crib".

The four, Jinkyrowan and D'Zyer got a response from Jaysode, claiming he got Lokomosteve with himself and he drives back to the house.

"Hey guys!" D'Zyer said. "GUESS WHO'S BACK!"

"Huh?" Phoebe got curious.

"It's Lokomosteve, did you forget?" Olivia said.

A few moments later.

"WE'VE ARRIVED!!" Jaysode and Chuggakris said together.

And there here they are, Jaysode, Chuggakris, Kendlestixx, Robloman and Lokomosteve in their glory.

"Steve you look different!" D'Zyer said.

"I got a surgery because i looked unrecognizable. And now here we are!"

Miko then turned on the Skibidi Toilet theme and began dancing to it with Chuggakris, which made Kyle and Jaysode facepalm.

"I may not be brainrotten, but the song kinda slaps tho." Phoebe said.

That's when Olivia and D'Zyer screamed "ZAMN!!"

We know what's going on with the four and The Sumgisye, we know what's going on with Harley and Ivy, we know what's going on with Batman and Robin, we know what's going on with Pico's School Trio and Sky, we know what's going on with the Despicable Me cast, and we know what's going on with Feika and Greg, but we don't know what happened to Jenkins.

Meanwhile, finally.

Jenkins is playing Minecraft Bedrock multiplayer with his brother when suddenly, a knock was heard.

"Lemme get it real quick" Jenkins went to open the door to get the delivery. Then he unboxes it. "That's the cat piano i ordered for my niece!"

"You have a niece?" said Jenkins' brother, Paul.

"I told you i have a niece Paul." Jenkins responded. "Our sister Shelly is 27 and she has a daughter, and i ordered a cat piano for her."

"Cool, are you gonna give it to her now?"

"After another Mortal Kombat match."

And then Jenkins and Paul played MK until they were done, and Jenkins decided to go to Shelly's house (She lives separately from the rest of Jenkins' family).

Meanwhile, as always.

Feika's clone, now transformed into an opossum, saw a local McDonalds, so she turned into Greg and went inside, ordering some food and everything goes normal, except she ordered too many szechuan sauces and began dipping everything into it.

"Holy gazoly!" a random guy said. "This old dude really wants to be Rick Sanchez! Wubba lubba dub dub!"

After Feika's clone was done eating McDonalds, the real Feika and Greg came in only to begin chasing the clone. Then the clone shapeshifted into an andean condor and flew away.

"Zamn!" Feika and Greg both screamed until they saw a fast gust tearing Feika's clone apart.

"My name is Speedy Trixter, and i'm here for Joker's Legacy." the gust was revealed.

"Feika go get him!" Greg exclaimed, and then Feika detached her limbs to grow the new ones back and turn the detached ones into more clones of herself while host Feika turned into her Eclipse form.

FEIKA VS SPEEDY TRIXTER

The clones ganged up on Trixter only to kill them with ease, and then get his legs grabbed and shredded to pieces.

"UGH!! At least i can run with my arms!!" Trixter ran away from Feika with his own arms until Feika turned in an ostrich, to no avail. He got away.

"I know a better transformation" Feika said when suddenly, she turns into Usan Bolt, Greg sits on her and she runs after Trixter. Feika also said, this time with Usain's voice "Don't worry Greg, Usain Bolt gave me permission to shapeshift into him."

"SHENRON I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" Trixter screamed when suddenly, Feika and Greg outrun him.

"Now get him!" Gren commanded to Feika, and then Feika elongated her arm to grab Trixter.

"LET ME GO, I ONLY WANT SHENRON AND JOKER!!" Trixter said when Greg starts beating him to death. Trixter tries to break free, but fails every time. Feika holds him too tightly. And as Trixter vomits too much blood, he gets weaker until he gets fully squished by Feika.

GLOWIVER "SPEEDY TRIXTER" SANTIGU DIED AT AGE 26 FROM BEING CRUSHED TO DEATH

"LERY FUCKIN' GOW!!" Greg cheered, and then Feika turned back to normal and cheered again.

"Phew, let's go home." said Feika.

Meanwhile.

Before Doofenshmirtz gets his Flasho-Speedy-Inator completely broken, the last laser shot is shot into Phineas and Ferb's pocket dimension dispenser, increasing its speed and opening more portals. A bunch of random shit is coming out, which gets Candace's attention.

"I gotta go Jeremy, bye!" Candace pretended to have the sweet voice when talking to Jeremy on the phone, and after she stops the call, she screams "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?" and runs into the backyard.

"Hey Candace, looks like we got some problem!" Phineas tries to warn Candace, but then Candace runs to their mom, Linda Flynn-Fletcher when suddenly, Isabella, Buford and Baljeet come in.

"I gotta fix that machine real quick!" Ferb said, thinking it was a fitting time to speak as he's usually silent, so he and Baljeet try to adjust the machine, but it accelerates, and shit blows up.

"FUCK!!" Candace screamed, hearing the explosion, but then Linda slaps her in the place behind the head, parallel from the face.

"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!" Linda berates her daughter.

"OUCH, BUT MOM MOM MOM MOOOOOOMMM!!!! LOOK AT PHINEAS AND FERB!!" as Candace drags her mom to the backyard as usual, and...

It's normal.

All the stuff has somehow been cleaned, and the brothers and their friends are just chilling, again as usual.

"But- but- but- but-" Candace got a mindfucked stroke.

"Don't waste my time." the mother ran away like crazy.

A bit later.

Harley and Ivy have arrived at the first ever furry convention in the history of Gotham City, and mostly there were ordinary people, but there were a few celebrities, most notably Nicholas Cage for some reason.

"Remember to keep the suit on." Ivy said, as she and Harley entered.

Most of the time they had a fun time until they heard moaning in a cafeteria.

"SAY WHAAAATT?!" Harley and Ivy got shocked, referencing that one Stewie Griffin meme. Say what indeed my fellow ladies and gentlemen, as they went closer to see.

THERE'S A MOTHERFUCKIN' ORGY!!

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Ivy screamed.

"WE'RE HAVING AN ORGY!" the guy in the blobfish suit loudly exclaimed.

"Don't you realize there are teenagers who go to the conventions too? What if you traumatize them for the rest of their lives?" Harley became too concerned.

"Where do you think we should fuck?" said the lady in the rodent fursuit that resembles the prehistoric zalambdalestes species.

"IN STRIP CLUBS OR HOUSES OF COURSE!!" Ivy began being pissed as fuck, but then some fat guy with the Knuckles costume (which is just a body paint, similar to that one Chris Chan "Electric Hedgehog Power" video) barged in and said "STOP SCREAMING, LET'S BE FRIENDLY!!!" which made the orgians leave and Harley and Ivy dancing like the Grubhub commercial. Zamn kek.

After the convention ended, Harley and Ivy went home, but still with fursuits on.

Meanwhile, as always.

The robed figures are chanting in the dark alley, and the JBL boombox is playing some creepy ambience. There were 12 people in total - red haired guy named Ike Clinton, blue haired guy named Pascal Garcia, yellow haired guy named Brassylocker Uchimaki, green haired guy named Munnay Tragedy, a pale guy with pitch black hair named Lars Iration, an African-Irish man with white as snow hair named Vazocke Magentola, a goblin named Snixter, a robot named N-7, a Tengu waifu named Inazuna, another robot named GSM-3, the Chinese guy named Long Yi Zhanshi and an African-American lady who prefers to stay anonymous for the time being.

"Man i really miss Yog." N-7 said, and after that the black lady said "My soul may be bound to his, but unfortunately, i don't know his whereabouts. We need to call Cthulhu."

"Cthulhu? Doesn't he currently live the Glyre dimension?" Snixter asked.

Ike, the leader, then stood up and scratched his chin.

"Let's better not disturb him, he has his things to do. We need to be on our own."

Another robot, GSM-3, whose head is actually a Panasonic CRT TV with Playstation 2 plugged in, also stood up and said "By performing a certain ritual in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, you will get next to Yog, but it's unlikely. My name stands for Grove Street Mystery 3."

"Cut your bullshit GSM, we all know we're not Carl Johnson to make it happen." Brassylocker got slightly angry. "And i thought your name stands for "Giant Stroking Mutant 3"."

"That's a name a Roblox creep would choose." Lars began being irate.

"EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!" N-7 said. "I'M GOING TO GET GRANDPA."

"Him? Oh god.." GSM said, and then another robot appeared.

"What the heck do you want you fuckin' youngsters?" said the old grumpy robot who apparently was another TV headed robot with an older CRT, and his chest has a slot with a Commodore 64 installed.

"Gran Rufus, you're finally here!" N-7 then began explaining the entire Yog thing.

"I helped him out and made a floppy disk containing possible information." Long Yi said and inserted it inside, then typed in the default C64 load command.

LOAD"*",8

"Don't expect it to load instantly! It takes like 20 minutes minimum to run at least that stupid fuckass Dancing Monster game." Rufus said.

"That one game AVGN reviewed in a Commodore episode?" Lars asked.

"DANCING MONSTER?!" Snixter began masturbating, which made Brassylocker and the black lady beat him.

Nearly an hour later, Rufus finally loaded the possible coordinates.

"FINALLY IT TOOK SO LONG!" Pascal began dancing, but then Ike stopped him and said "We need to go together."

And thus, all twelve robed individuals aswell as Rufus went to find Yog.

"Hey, did you know the company who made me went bankrupt, so nobody really owns Commodore and Amiga as a whole?" Rufus made an interesting question, but then the black lady said "We have no time for discussions like these, let's delay them to the point of the aftermath of finging Yog."

Their destination was an abandoned mansion in Germany.

Two hours later, out of boredom, Snixter began beatboxing, but the rest pretended to not listen to him until he eventually stopped on his own.

Then the group got tired, and they arrived to a local hotel to rest and continue their journey later.

Next morning.

The lonely fortune teller is sitting in his booth, when suddenly, a woman comes in.

"Hello? Umm, i cheated on my husband, what should i do?" the woman asked.

"Let me look into your mind." the fortune teller said, as he began chanting, and The Orb of Enlightment began showing stuff. Turns out, the woman's husband is actually a cuckold. He has been cucking to her having sex with Big Black Calvin this whole time.

The woman begame curious.

"Maybe i can invite them for a threesome!" then she paid to the fortune teller and left.

The fortune teller has been sitting in the booth for 15 minutes, until one person we're all familiar with came in...

It was Kyle.

To be continued.

(Created by Vyxi and inspired from Chimichangar and Lazerbot)

(Warning! This story contains: profanity, gore, extreme violence, suggestive and sexual themes, murder, derogatory speech, drug references, depiction of kinks, attempted grooming, mentioning of raci and an excessive amount of Gen Alpha Brainrot.

The names of real people were used for parody purposes with no intent to actually offend them. The portrayal of African-Americans is also NOT intended to be racist.

The use of copyrighted IPs is also done as a parody, and the story does not feature any paywall. All rights of said IPs belong to their current owners. 

DC Comics and Ed Edd and Eddy are owned by Warner Bros.

Hulk and Marvel are owned by Disney.

Despicable Me is owned by Illumination.

GrubHub is owned by Just Eat Takeaway.

TMNT is owned by Nickelodeon.

Frogger is owned by Konami.

Dua Lipa is owned by.. herself.

And for anyone reading this, please do not harass any mentioned individuals, and this story is made for entertaining purposes.)

(Note: This story also features made up vernacular (other than brainrot terms), so don't get confused! Sean "P Diddy" Combs was also scrapped as a villain due to fears of being accused of milking his drama, and the ghetto bit was rewritten in attempt to make it look less offensive.)

The story continues with Faker Sky going to Greg's apartment. He opens the door and begins to narrate the surroundings.

"This is the entrance that leads you to the main hall. There's a seat for convenient shoe changing, because i don't like to use these foot scratching shovels. Over there is the living room, and over there is the kitchen."

Greg opens the bathroom door while turning on the light (The light switch is located outside.)

"Some apartments have separate bathrooms while others have combined bathrooms. This one is combined, and i think it's convenient."

This exact last line is what led to the bathroom debate.

"I don't like combined bathrooms. Let's say Person A is taking a dump while Person B is taking a shower. Person A is [pooping out of his butt] (Yes, yet another reference. YOU ARE ISAAC YOU ARE ISAAC), and Person B is smelling it while taking a shower, which is why the separate bathrooms are better" said Feika.

"But when you're taking a shower, you really want to take a shit, and the bathroom is separate, you'll have to rush into the toilet, or else you shit in the shower, which is another con in combined bathrooms."

"Fine you won Greg." Feika said again, as Greg continued showing surroundings to her. Eventually she got to see a living room and three bedrooms.

"Wow! These bedrooms look so cool! But you live alone, why did you choose a tri-bedroom apartment?" Feika asked while looking at Greg, to which he responded "These just look great."

That's when a cat came in.

"Brrreow." the cat said.

"Oh Feika! Say hi to Treesardius O'CharlieChrisJohnson, you can call him Tree for short."

"Umm, hi Tree!" Feika decided to pet the cat, and it purred. "It's so kind!"

"Why of course, i taught him to be nice around strangers!" Greg giggled a bit before doing something in the third room. Feika decided to wait and watch funny opossum videos on YouTube (YET ANOTHER FUCKING REFERENCE OH MY MOFFING GOD!) until Greg called her to come.

"Now THIS is your own bedroom!" said Greg and showed Feika her new room. It's lovecraft themed, but also with lots of fancy stuff too.

"WOW THIS LOOKS AMAZING!!" Feika began jumping around. "How did you know that i like this stuff?"

"Well i saw your sclerae glowing green while you were eating raw steak, so i though you were some kind of an otherworldly creature that i should be careful with."

This completely staggered Feika, knowing how much Greg knows about her, then they shook hands again.

Meanwhile.

Kyle, Miko, Olivia and Phoebe were in the living room. Kyle and Olivia were watching Adam Sandler movies on Netflix, Phoebe was quietly playing Clash Of Clans, and Miko was massaging a squishmallow.

"KAI CEN-" Miko tried to scream, but Phoebe closed her mouth with one hand and played CoC (Not THAT kind of coc, i told you which kind of coc.) with another.

"Go do it somewhere else." said Phoebe, which made Miko go to the living room.

After everyone were done, Olivia and Phoebe went home, and now it's up to Kyle to Miko. Out of boredom, Kyle looks at Miko for no reason.

Then Miko says "What? At least i didn't fanum tax."

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A PHANTOM TAX?! Like you pay taxes and do phantom shit?" Kyle got angry again.

"No Kyle, fanum tax means stealing a piece of food from your friend while they're unaware of it. The term is named after a popular streamer Fanum, who's a member of Kai's All Means Possible group, or AMP for short, and he became infamous for barging into Kai's room and stealing food from him."

"Holy shit Kai got lore" said Kyle.

And then the four spend their entire day without fancy stuff happening.

Next day.

"I'm gonna do it Kyle." Miko raised her arms.

"What are you doing to do Miko?" he asked.

Then Miko decided to perform a summoning ritual, but it's not to summon Skibidi Toilet God again. The process is similar to how one would try to summon Bloody Mary, except it's filled with slight brainrot elements. After she's done, she decided to sit down and wait.

"Why are you doing this?" Kyle asked, to which Miko said "I'M GONNA TO SUMMON THE GREAT FROM THE EMERALD!!"

"The great from the emerald? What the fuck? Like The Wizard Of Oz?"

And yet here he is, except not really.

"Holy shit!! The Wizard Of Oz, is that you?" Kyle wondered.

"No, you mistook me as him, i'm actually The Rizzard Of Ohioz!" said The Rizzard while doing freaky eyebrows. Rizzard himself has a ginger mustache, a purple top hat and a purple tuxedo.

Kyle faceplamed.

"RIZZARD IT'S YOU!!" Miko shook hands with him.

Then Rizzard managed to do the Disney approach and sing a song about how great his life is, how amazing Ohio is, and how he likes rizzing and stuff. Typical Disney musical, but with Gen Alpha brainrot. D Minor, 90 BPM, swing tempo.

"Well, welcome to Ohio buddy,

Where you say hi to everybody,

You can fanum t-"

Kyle then grabbed Rizzard's shoulder and told him to quote "cut that shit man."

"So, i heard you like Kai, right?" said Rizzard, to which Miko said yes.

"Well, what about i-"

"I want to show Kai to my friend Ski!" Miko said.

Kyle then whispered "Oh fuck no...", but it was too late. Ski came out of nowhere and scared Kyle shitless.

"Yay Ski! We can go to Kai together!" Miko and Ski began cheering.

"That's the spirit, young ladies! Why won't you and this.. nincompoop get to the boat?"

"You think i'm a nincompoop huh? Look at yourself. You're nothing but a pathetic attempt to mock The Wizard Of Oz by trying to he hip with the kids.. and the grown ass Miko. Why won't you go fuck yourself? And why did you bring a god damn seventh grader out of everyone?"

"Well actually, i''ll move to the seventh grade in the next school year'. I'm 13 years old, so i'm about to move into the sixth grade in a month." Ski distracted Kyle and Rizzard.

"Thirteen year old you say, huh?" a deep, menacing voice was heard. The man who said this was obscured by the shadows in a near building.

"Reveal yourself, i'm not afraid of you!" Miko said, and then Rizzard said "Whoever you are, you have zero rizz unlike me!"

The man thought it was time, and thus outstepped...

Oh no...

OH SHIT NO!!!

Outstepped none other than Diaper motherfuckin' Cactus.

"OH HELLA NOES IT'S DIAPERCACTUS!!" the four said in unison.

"Why yes, i'm the notorious predator Diapercactus, but you may call me Dypo." Dypo began.

"Dypo more like "typo"!" Miko mocked Dypo, and that pissed him off.

"But they found out i tried to seduce some random underaged furry, or how some of you guys would say, "rizz up". And i see one of you is a young girl." Dypo looked at Ski with a scary stare, and it made her hide behind Kyle.

"No need to be afraid, my child, i'm not going to hurt you." Dypo gets closer.

Then Ski gets a comically large squeaky toy hammer that doctors use for reflexes and hits Dypo with it, but instead of blowing him to smithereens, he, to Kyle and Miko's surprise, was just squashed like in those cartoons. But then he got back to normal.

"No time for games, we needa get to THE REAL DEAL!" Dypo screamed, and so he tried to grab Ski, but then Kyle and Rizzard punched him. Dypo grabbed them and pushed them to Miko, making her fall.

"You weaklings, you underestimate my threatening might! COME WITH ME SKI!!" Dypo has gone insane at this point.

"Leave the child alone you fuckwad." a familiar African-American voice said.

"Huh?" Dypo looked behind only to see the real one himself. The king of Gen Alpha. The richest Twitch streamer on planet Earth. He's like xQc, but unironically a whateverillion times better than the former, surprisied everyone else with his presence.

"KING KAI!!! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!" Miko got way too excited.

"And i..." Kai's eyes shined.

"...am Kai Cenat."

Then BOOM! He grabbed Dypo and send him into the nearest tree.

"That's not even my final form..." Dypo said.

Kyle, Miko, Ski and Rizzard began to spectate the battle as Kai and Dypo continued fighting. They knew they couldn't join the battle, as they thought they would made it worse. Kai and Dypo tried different abilities, and it has been going for 4 minutes until they finally decided to transform.

"Did Drake do nothing wrong? That's the riddle, cuz i'm about to diddle!" Dypo made a really annoying and excessive Sean Combs reference while Kai began concentrating. Then Fanum ran into the spot.

"FANUM! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, THIS IS THE DEATH BATTLE! I HAVE NO FOOD FOR YOU TO FANUM TAX!" Kai warned Fanum, which made him go away, and then they finally transformed.

Dypo wears clothes similar to The Riddler from DC Comics, while Kai's hair is now yellow due to a huge amount of Ki he got in his body.

WHO WILL WIN THE BATTLE?

SUPER SAIYAN 1 KAI VS THE RIDDLECACTUS

"Riddle 1! A skeleton in a uniform, really infamous and beloathed artist" Dypo began.

"That's easy as fuck, it's that motherfuckin' Shadman." Kai said.

"Good! Riddle 2! What's the age of consent in Y-"

"I don't need any of this shit." Kai punched Dypo in the face, spraying blood all over the place as the four watches them fight.

At one point Kai threw Dypo far into the sky to no longer be seen or heard again.

"YAY THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY FRIEND FROM DYPO MY DEAR KAI!!" Miko hugged Kai.

"It's always a pleasure to help you out. Welp, i need to go." Kai teleported away.

"I finally touched Kai." Miko got too happy.

"Umm Miko. Do you know where did Rizzard go?" Kyle asked, but Miko then said:

"I have no fucking idea."

"DON'T SWEAR INFRONT OF A CHILD!" Kyle screamed, but then Ski looked at him and said "I actually don't care about cussing. The cognitive waves coming out of the orifice owning many many objects for crunching and destruction (another reference) don't have effect on me as long as i-"

"I don't care about science, all i care about is Kai Cenat! KAI CENATAAAYYY!!" screamed Miko and ran into Kyle's house.

"Zamn" Kyle said again.

Meanwhile.

The dude in the green car drives his car when he sees a red car speeding.

"HEY! SLOW DOWN BITCH!" said the dude in the green car.

"WHAT? I DON'T HEAR SHIT!! THIS RAP MUSIC IS TOO LOUD!!" said the dude in the red car, when suddenly, they both see a Grumobile and get shocked shitless. Later on Gru goes home.

"GORLS! MEENYONS! GUESS WHAT? I BOUGHT SOME CHEEZITS AND COCA COLYERS!!" said Gru with his weird Russian-German accent.

Then Gru's daughters - Agnes, Edith and Margo, aswell as several minions came in. For whatever reason, Kevin, Stuart and Bob are dressed up as Ed, Edd and Eddy.

"CHEEZITS?" the three minions said.

"Kevin, Bob, Stuart, why the hell are you dressed up like that?" Gru asked, an then the three minions screamed out "ED, EDD AND EDDY!!!" The scream was so fuckin' loud that it broke the windows.

"Well shit man, i guess we'll have to buy the new windows."

"Don't worry Gru, i got it covered!" out of nowhere came Dr Nefario and fixes the windows.

"How did you do it?" Gru got so shocked that he's about to piss his pants.

"I, along with two other minions, Winston and Chucka Cola, already bought the spare windows." Dr Nefario started dancing like Boogieman from GrubHub, and then Gru rushed into the bathroom, took his pants off, stuffed his dick inside the toilet and released a huge load of hard pressed piss. The piss was so strong that it went through a fuckton of layers.

Meanwhile again.

Master Splinter was chilling and watching TV while the turtles - Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangello and Donatello, were also chilling and eating an unhealthy amount of pizza without getting fat. No, they weren't anorexic, they just haven't eaten for a week (except Raph, who ate an apple three days prior.)

"Man this pizza is fucking awesome!" said Leo.

Don also said "Yeah, such a shame we didn't invite April and Casey."

"KOWABUNGA MUDDAFUGGA!!!" Mike screamed, and that pissed off Raph. "COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP?!"

Suddenly, a stream of ULTRA LAZER FUCKIN' PISS began bursting through the ceiling.

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE ULTRA LAZER FUCKIN' PISS!!" Don exclamated.

"Fuck it i'll go to the surgeon." Splinter said.

Back to Gru.

Gru is done pissing, then he flushed the toilet, washed his hands, put on his pants back and gave the cheezits and Coca Cola bottles back to his daughters and the minions. Then he strengthed his fist.

"I swear Dru, i will avenge you." Gru is determined to find his brother.

"MEENYONS!! WE SHALL GO ON A MISSION TO SAVE DRU!!"

The minions cheered, and thus Gru and the Minion Trio got into the Grumobile, set the flying mode and flew into Gotham City.

Meanwhile in Gotham City.

"What the fuck Batman? Why aren't you killing all the villains?" Robin (The Jason Todd one) complained about the main Gotham issue, and Batman then said:

"It's just immoral to kill, no matter how evil they are. As much as i beat the shit out of them, i let them go."

"This is fucking stupid Batman! THAT'S SUPER FUCKING STUPID! STUCKING FUPID!! Gotham is getting more criminal because you let the villains live! If i were you, i'd beat Joker to death! LET'S FUCK THAT BASTARD UP!!" Robin screamed.

"I believe that there's the opposite side of the rainbow. I just don't want to make people go through the same as me. It reminds me of my parents getting murdered." Batman stood up from the seat.

"So let me tell you why you should kill. The green guy told me his story." Robin began.

"I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HULK! HE'S NOT EVEN FROM DC COMICS! HE'S FROM MARVEL!!" Batman screamed.

"Dumbass i'm not talking about that fuck with a broken piece of humor and anger issues. I'm talking about the frog dude." Robin faceplamed.

"Who? Frogger from the arcade game?" Batman became curious to find out.

"Yeah, so let me tell you." then Robin actually began.

"According to Frogger, he saw a pink haired guy and a purple bat in jail. He knew what they've done, so he noclipped into their cell, kicked their asses to death and left." Robin said.

"Wow Robin, you made me rethink all this." Batman got surprised, but then he and Robin saw the flying Grumobile.

"IT MAY BE JOKER, AFTER HIM!!"

Batman and Robin hopped into the Batmobile to chase the Grumobile. A missile was launched into the Grumobile, but it dodged.

"Wait Batman, that may not be the Joker! The guy in this flying thing is actually after him!"

"It's most likely his affiliatee." Batman got faster, and then the Batmobile and the Grumobile both reached the Joker's headquarters.

Out of the Batmobile came Batman and Robin, and out of the Grumobile came Gru, Kevin, Stuart and Bob.

"Who the fuck are there?" Batman and Robin got surprised.

"Well, let me introduce myself. My name is Felonius Gru, and these yellow creatures are my minions. I came here because Joker kidnapped my brother."

"I apologize for attacking you, i'm just not in a mood." Batman said.

"It's okay Batman, let's go."

And thus, the six went into the building. Halfway through, Batman heard the familiar laughter, meaning he's close.

"BROTHER!!" Dru saw Gru.

"DRU, I'LL SAVE YOU!" Gru got confident.

"Welcome!" the Joker greets. "Get ready for the downfall!" he bends over and gets shocked shitless. "WHO ARE THESE?!?!"

"I am Felonius Gru, and these are my minions! You are familiar with the other two." Gru said.

"I DON'T CARE, LET'S START THE BATTLE!!!!" Joker screamed on top of his lungs.

BATMAN, ROBIN, GRU AND THE MINIONS VS THE JOKER AND HARLEY QUINN

Joker shoots from his gun at Batman and it hits Robin. "Why so serious?" he said his iconic line.

"AHH SHIT!" Robin screamed, but Stuart handed him a bandaid. "Thanks little buddy." Robin then said.

Gru shoots at the Joker, but it misses, and Harley blocks it with her hammer. The bullet instead hits the cage and Dru breaks out free.

"Well shit." Gru got disappointed until he saw Dru. "YAY HE'S FREE NOW!!"

Then Batman took Joker, grabbed his gun and tried to shoot him in the head only to realize Harley fled into nowhere.

"Oh what's wrong Batman? You missed because you can't kill people? It reminds you of your parents huh?" The Joker mocked him.

Batman became even more nervous, and then Bob handles him a banana.

"Banana?" Bob asked, and then Batman are the banana and threw the peel. Joker was running after Batman, but then he slipped on a banana peel, fell off the balcony and died.

JACK "THE JOKER" WHITE DIED AT AGE 35 FROM FALLING OFF THE BALCONY.

"You did it Batman! Finally!!!" Robin got excited, but Batman was devastated.

"I can't believe i killed..." Everyone else looked at Batman as he says it. "I feel like a monster..."

"But you killed the main threat of Gotham City!" Robin tries to cheer him up.

"It's good, but there's one thing..." Batman looked at Robin, then at Gru, and then at Robin again. "By letting the villains live, even more innocent citizens die, and i need to apologize."

Bob handed over an ukulele to Batman. "Ukulele?"

"What the fuck do you think i am? Colleen Balinger or something?" Batman said.

Kevin got pissed with inhuman rage (I mean, he's not even a human at all), took the ukulele from Bob, slammed his head with it and handed a banana to Batman.

"BANANA!!!!!!" Kevin screamed, and then the rest of the minions aswell as Gru, Dru and Robin screamed said word.

"You guys gave me an idea..."

Meanwhile, back to Feika and Greg.

"Tree! Did you eat my fish?" Greg got slightly angry at Tree as the latter meowed at him, fully confused.

"No Greg.." Feika looks at Greg sadly. "I.. ate your fish.."

Greg and Tree looked at Feika shocked, but then Greg said: "The fish that lived in my aquarium.. I liked them, but i didn't treat them with utmost respect unlike Tree, Sparky, Goozy and King Harold."

"Really? So you're not mad at me?" Feika's eyes were filled with a sense of hope.

"Not at all Feika! If you were to kill any of those, i would be mad."

"I was just too hungry..." Feika looked again.

"I'll buy more fish for my aquarium." Greg said.

Evening, Back to Kyle and Miko.

Miko barged into the room, a cup of coffee in hand.

"KYLE!!!" she screamed.

"AHH!" Kyle jumped in the air. "Miko you fucking scared me what the fuck?" he almost got scared shitless.

"DID YOU KNOW THAT LIVVY DUNNE MET BABY GRONK?!" Miko screamed again.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE!!" and then Kyle and Olivia bitchslapped Miko together.

But then they heard some old school rap outside and went to see.

"My name is Jaysode, and i am the leader of The Sumgisye... BITCH!" one of the people said.

"Leader of the what?" Kyle didn't get it.

"YO BUSTACAPPO'S WE BACK INTO YA CRIB NINJAS!!!" said the other guy.

"What the fuck?" Phoebe said. "I may be mixed, because my mom is entirely African-American, but even we don't talk like that!"

"Yo probl'm ninja like yo and tho, like n'shiyow'g havya hearda Snoopog tho?" said that one dude.

Phoebe stared at him with a neutral look. "I have no idea what you're saying."

"Well excuse me, he's always like that, freaky in da head. Anyways we came from da hood where that muddafugga Scrotschwülm fuckin' owns it and all the bitches within, and i need yo damn help fo' dis." Jaysode said, and everyone agreed, except Miko.

"I'm not sure though" she said, "My brainrot may be annoying to anyone."

"Well we ignore this type of stuff, but Amlayzay and Chuggakris would be into that." Jaysode continued.

"YO MY NAMMAS CHUGGAKRIS N'DILDO'SHIYAWE N'THO N'YO LIKE MAN BRO MAN." Chuggakris screamed again.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP CHUGGAKRIS!!" Jaysode and Miko yelled at Chuggakris.

And then Kyle, Miko, Olivia, Phoebe, Jaysode, Chuggakris, Amlayzay and four other members, which are named Kendlestixx, Robloman, Ms D'Zyer and Lokomosteve got into the huge ass truck and went into the Sumgisye place.

"It's my crib, let's get in." Jaysode said.

"NIGEL WE BOUTA YOLOSWAG EM BIAHES TROLOLOL!!" Chuggakris screamed once again before Jaysode slapped his back and told him to shut the fuck up.

"I'm the boss of this crib, and my dawgs respect me... Except Scrotschwülm that is, cuz that damn pimp ass fucka comes here, tries to seduce my bitch D'Zyer and steals my weed."

"I've never been in places like here before." Phoebe said.

"But didn't you say you're half-black?" Miko asked, and then Phoebe got slightly mad.

"Just because i'm black doesn't mean i'm ghetto you racist bitch!"

"Racist? I literally obsess over Kai Cenat!!" Miko got angry.

"Kai Cenat? Hmmm i haven't heard this name in ages..." Jaysode said as he lit the joint.

"But he's so popular that everyone know about him!" Miko got shocked.

"Not really." Jaysode began. "And now, let me tell you."

Flashback starts.

Three years ago, Kai was strolling and chilling as usual, when suddenly he saw a figure staring at him from far away. It piqued his interest and he decided to get closer.

"Who's there?" Kai said.

"Call me Jaysode, and what i'm holding is a banana punch. Would ya like to drink?"

"Sure!" Kai got excited, took the banana punch and devoured it. Then he felt something.

Kai's left hand shattered, and a blood-like chrome gold liquid came oozing out of it.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! AAHHH!!!" Kai screamed in shock and horror.

"Holy shit this shouldn't have happened! I tried this out, and it never happened to me!" Jaysode got shocked.

Then the rest of Kai's body began cracking like an egg when a chick is about to hatch, and even more strange liquid comes out aswell as the light comes out of him.

"LIKE'A MADONNA N.D.A. GASHYYY!!! WE BOUTA LOKABADOKA THAT MOFF'N GANSTUH LOBABEEEOOO!!!" Chuggakris' scream disrupted the flashback.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME FINISH!!" Jaysode yelled at Chuggakris again.

The flashback resumes, and suddenly Kai Cenat blows up, blinding Jaysode and all people and animals in the 250 cm (8'2") radius and Jaysode screams in fear.

"No need to fear." an unknown voice said from nowhere and everywhere at the same time. "What you saw was this person's pieces of his old self. He will return with a greater life. In the future, this person will become the world's biggest live streamer. Kids from around the world will praise him and support him both morally and financially. His name is Kai Cenat."

The bright light weakens, and Jaysode then sees Kai again, completely normal and unharmed.

"It hurt like shit, but at the same time i felt satisfied. I don't know how can i explain this." Kai said.

"The voice said you will become the most popular streamer ever, and you will be loved by millions." Jaysode added in, surprising Kai.

"Really?" he said confused.

"Yes" Jaysode cheers Kai up. "And remember: all means possible."

The flashback ends.

"Wow Jaysode! Thank you for making Kai become into what he is now!" Miko got happy again.

"This story is actually cool!" Olivia said.

"It ain't just a story." Jaysode kinda corrects Olivia. "It reality."

"Utter bullshit. You made this up to fulfill Miko's freaky desires." Phoebe said.

"I told ya it real!!" Jaysode is about to slap Phoebe.

"Then prove it. Make this banana punch."

"Well fine, for alla us."

And thus Jaysode and D'Zyer went to make the banana punch for everyone to try out. As it was ready, Jaysode began.

"Drink it up in 3, 2, 1!" and as Jaysode said one, everyone began to drink the banana punch.

Kyle liked it and said "Wow, it's amazing! Can i have mo-" but he couldn't finish his sentence, as Chuggakris and Amlayzay got knocked out into the floor unconscious.

"YOU KILLED THEM!" Phoebe screamed, but then, this weird golden liquid came out again, the bodies began cracking, and the light blinded everyone.

Then Kyle, Miko, Olivia, Phoebe, Kendlestixx, Robloman, Ms D'Zyer and Lokomosteve ended up in a heavenly place.

"Greetings adventurers. It seems that you have entered the trial." The same unknown voice Jaysode described was heard again.

"I told you it was real Phoebe!" Jaysode looked at her.

"As you can see, two of you disappeared and got sent into the improvement center. They are going to become better people."

"So cool!" Said Kyle.

"I am going to predict your future fates, however they may not be accurate, so always follow the steps to make these happen." the voice said again. "Starting with you Kyle."

"Me?" Kyle asked, and then this happened.

"Kyle Beanio and Olivia Lester. First Kyle, your appearance will turn back to normal if you defeat the one who brought you into all this, and you and Olivia will be happy together until the end of your long and happy lives. And Olivia, you will become a successful company founder."

"Wow thanks!" Olivia said, but Kyle was questioning it. "Are you sure it's real?"

"Yes it is adventurer." the voice said again.

"Sidney Baxter, you will become an entirely different person in the future. You won't be the Miko you know you are. You can save your own fragile mentality before it's too late. Follow the green paths of freedom and live the way you want it to be."

"I don't get it, what does it mean?" Miko said.

"You will find out soon."

"Phoebe Alonso. You will have an above average life. Nothing much will be going on, but you will have a happy life after all."

"Will everyone here have happy lives in the future?" Phoebe asked.

"I really doubt it, but most of you will be happy."

"Jaysode Michaels, you will become the mayor of Cheswold City of the Kent County, Delaware."

"HECK YEAH!!" Jaysode got happy and excited.

"Kristoff "Chuggakris" Adlerflügel, you will get in shape and become different. You will soon befriend a middle school student and team up with her to defeat the forces of evil. And maybe in the future, you may be interested in science and help the other group invent the great machine."

"I really hope it works." Phoebe said.

"Rowan "Amlayzay" Nextorian, you will also become completely different, and you will be given a new name."

"I'm hyped up!" said Miko. "Let him rizz up!"

"Markus "Kendlestixx" Fredbert, you will found a new city in Massachusets' Worcester County."

"Whoa, Jaysode and i will be peakin' tonight!" Kendlestixx began dancing around.

"Marshal "Robloman" Stenklarch, unfortunately, you will soon betray your group to revive Sinestro Corps and kill some of the universiry students until the forgotten legend kills you."

"Nah man, this shit ain't fab." Robloman said disgruntled.

"Alayne D'Zyer, you will help Jaysode to become a mayor and help Kendlestixx found Krewst City (reference)."

"Yes!"

"And lastly Steven "Lokomosteve" Mancardi, you will be defeated in a battle against Deathstroke."

"Fuck! Why me and Robbie?" Lokomosteve got pissed.

"These will be your future fates." the voice gets quieter and then everyone, including the new Chuggakris and Amlayzay are sent back to where they were.

"Wow, i can talk normally now! I'm still feelin' kinda ghetto, but at least i'm normal! I'm also still a bit chubby, but i'll work on that!!" Chuggakris got super excited.

"I'm no longer lazy yay!! I think i should exercise." Amlayzay said.

"THIS SUCKS!!" Robloman and Lokomosteve shouted in unison.

"I can't wait for it to happen! Alright guys, let's get to da party in da crib!!" Jaysode said, and the party began. Robloman and Lokomosteve didn't join because they were upset while Amlayzay left to exercise.

Meanwhile.

Harley Quinn keeps running until she stumbles upon a cafe, where she sees Poisonous Ivy.

"Ivy!" Harley tried to get Ivy's attention, and it worked.

"Oh hi Harley, what's going on?"

Then Harley and Ivy decided to eat in a cafe, and once both were done, Harley said.

"BATMAN KILLED JOKER!!!" she screamed, and everyone, including Ivy, stared at Harley, shocked.

"For real?" said a guy wearing a blue shirt and yellow cap.

"Umm..." Harley blushed a bit, realizing how she said it.

And then everyone got happy around, and soon Harley and Ivy began watching people having a party. The clouds in the sky disappeared, and a rainbow emerged.

A concert started, but after Dua fucking Lipa out of all people finished singing her hit bangers, Batman got the microphone.

"Dear Gotham citizens." Batman began. "I killed Joker, but..." he sadly looked at the crowd. "I take responsibility for damaging our beloved city after what i've done. Joker has done nothing wrong, i'm the actual villain here... Because i let the Suicide Squad live, it led to more harm towards the innocent citizens. I apologize for everyone that i've hurt, and i promise to change, although it's too late. We have won, but at what cost?.."

As Batman was about to break into tears, the crowd cheered with most people forgiving Batman while the rest decided to go against him and protest against him.

"Thank you for your honesty Batman, i'm proud of you." said Catwoman. "I have faith in you."

"Really?" Batman looked at her.

"Yes. But i have things to say."

Catwoman got the microphone.

"BOTH BATMAN AND JOKER ARE INNOCENT!!"

"Huh?" The crows got surprised.

"Well, let me explain..."

To be continued.

(Created by Vyxi and inspired from Chimichangar and Lazerbot)

(Warning: This story contains: profanity, gore, extreme violence, suggestive and sexual themes, derogatory speech, drug references and an EXCRUCIATINGLY EXCESSIVE amount of Gen Alpha brainrot.

The names of real people were used for parody purposes with no intent to actually offend them.

The use of copyrighted IPs is also done as a parody, and the story does not feature any paywall. All rights of said IPs belong to their current owners.

Toy Story and Muppets are owned by Disney.

Fairly OddParents are owned by Nickelodeon.

Sonic the Hedgehog is owned by Sega.

Five Night At Freddy's is owned by Scott Cawthon and Steelwool.

The Amazing Digital Circus is owned by Glitch Productions.

SML is owned by Logan Thirtyacre.

Garten Of Banban is owned by Euphoric Brothers.

And for anyone reading this, please do not harass any mentioned individuals, and this story is made for entertaining purposes.)

(Note: This story also features made up vernacular (other than brainrot terms), so don't get confused!)

Kyle Beanio was an ordinary 21 year old man with a decent life. He had lots of money, but not too much money, he had a girlfriend whom he was loyal towards, but never had any intimate intercourse with her at all (with the only exception of receiving a handjob from her one and a half years prior, but it failed due to both of them getting distracted), he had a very well respected family and so on. But one day, when Kyle was strolling alone, he found a suspicious man. Out of ordinary looking people living in Kyle's street, that man especially stood out. He was wearing pink goggles and acid trippy colored clothes, and he had platinum tooth prosthesis. At first Kyle didn't give a shit and move on... but That Man was not hesitating to follow him. One moment, when he was right behind Kyle, the latter snapped.

"WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT?" said Kyle angrily while looking at That Man.

"You look like a very interesting individual with a decent life. But i've heard there's one thing you can't stand" That Man responds.

"Dude i'm not going to tell you about myse-" Kyle gets interrupted.

"You can't motherfuckin' stand that blue haired poopwad." Said That Man with a calm, yet aggresive tone.

"You mean that short dude who speaks Beepboopian and is commonly seen with a red dressed lady on a speaker?" Kyle looked at That Man with a huge sense of confusion.

"No, i'm talking about that crazy bitch who looks just like him."

"Oh fuck no, you wouldn't be talking about Sky..."

"With all respect and understanding, i sincerely apologize if i may disappoint you, but unfortunately" That Man's eyes got obscured with shadow, and yet his pupils are seen well even through the goggles. "this is the case."

"Dude... Like damn dude... Like HOLY FUCKING DAMNASS DUDE!! You're confusing me. First you started blowing expletives out of your filthy mouth, then you suddenly started to talk like a gentleman? Man..."

"That's not how you talk to strangers!"

"You were literally stalking m-"

"As a punishment, you're going to become what you hate."

"Are you telli-" said Kyle, but before he could ever finish his sentence, That Man bitchslapped him in the face so hard that he quickly got knocked out unconscious.

"He looks like he belongs to Electronic Arts." he said.

And then boom, That Man disappears.

Half an hour later, Kyle wakes up from an angry fat man staring at him.

"Dude what the fuck are you doing here naked?"

"What naked?" Kyle asked with confusion. "What are you talking abo-"

Before Kyle could finish his another sentence, he looked at himself and screamed in shock and terror.

"AAAHHH!! THAT FANCY LOOKING GUY FUCKING UNDRESSED ME!!"

Then Kyle ran back into his house.

"Damn it, i gotta get myself new clothes!" said Kyle panicking.

As soon as Kyle found a white T-shirt with a red mark showing a German, uppercase version of the letter U with dots above it (Got the reference?) and blue pants, he put them on and went to the bathroom.

"Ugh, that assbutt.." said Kyle with discomfort.

But then, he looked into the reflection and screamed loudly. Turns out, his hair is now blue like Sky's, and it became longer than it used to be, formerly reaching his shoulders and currently going beyond, but not long enough to reach his asscheeks.

"HOLY SHIT I LOOK LIKE SKY!!" screamed Kyle with anger and terror.

"BUT I FUCKING HATE SKY! SHE'S THE WORST FANGIRL I'VE EVER SEEN! DISGUSTING AND UNORIGINAL, AND MANY OF HER INBRED LOOKING CHERNOBYL SIBLINGS ARE FUCKING BURGERDICKED!! I HATE THEM!!!"

Kyle gets on his knees and cries.

"I FUCKIN' HATE THEM!! I HATE MOST OF THEM!! Not all, but MOST!! ESPECIALLY THAT STUPID FUCKING SIXTH GRADER AND THAT TWITTER OBSESSED BLUEPINK BITCH!! THE TWITTER SKY THING IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING, AS SHE KEEPS SAYING BULLSHIT!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

The neighbor heard Kyle screaming.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LOUD FUCK!!" he yelled at Kyle.

Later on, Kyle went to eat and pretended nothing happened. Overall, he had a very horrible day after all this happening. Nobody recognizes him, not even his close ones, even though he still sounds like a combination of Mr Turner, Knuckles and Kermit after all. But Kyle has also noticed that his dick in his pants is a few inches larger.

"What the fuck?" he said with pure shock. "At least my girlfriend will be amazed with this size!"

And Kyle was happy again until another Sky looking girl decided to stalk him.

"OOH MY GOD SKY!! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN, AND MY NAME IS LSF!" the girl said.

"Umm excuse me, there's a mistake here. I'm not Sky, i just tend to look like her." Kyle responded with confusion and a bit of anger.

"Oh i'm so sorry sir! I'm just WAAYY into Sky." LSF said.

"Please leave me alone, i have things to do." Kyle walked away from LSF, but she wanted to go further. with him.

At one point, LSF turned insane. She had small pupils and spiky teeth.

"PLEASE MARRY ME! WE CAN MAKE SO MANY SKYLINGS TOGETHER IN THE FAR, FAR FUTURE! OOOHH YOU WILL BE THE BEST SKY EVER!!" screamed LSF.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Kyle yelled at the lady. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF ME YOU CREEP!"

"Ooohhh we can be together forever! One day, we will even-"

A really small piece of a rock was thrown into LSF's head.

"WHO'S THAT?" LSF looked at who threw a rock into her.

"He told you to leave him alone, now take this!" said none other than the real Sky and starts throwing multiple rock pieces at LSF.

"Sky? But i fucking hate you you stinky looking bitch!" Kyle said angrily.

"I literally saved your life, why are you insulting me?" Sky asked Kyle, confused.

"Because you are destined to suck. You suck, the mod about you sucks, and-"

"I no longer like my own mod myself, but you've gone a little bit too far with this though dude." said BBPanzu and left.

Sky and Kyle stared at BBpanzu confused, and as he completely left, they continued again.

"Well, not my fault my couch is better than your girlfriend's." said Sky.

"Couch? What couch are you talking about? We lay on it perfectly fine. But sure, we can take yours, as you say it's better than my gf's." Kyle said.

"I don't mean couch as in the elongated ass armchair, i mean couch as in the vagina. The vulva. The pussy. The fanny. The twinkie. The sillyboba. The bush. The parallel side of the asshole. The beaver. The kitty. The downstairs. The woman's sixth point. The dick flytrap. The bajingo. The poontang. The cu-"

"Okay i get it. You can just say coochie you dumbass bitch." said Kyle with an aggressive tone. "And why would you flex about your genital anyway? Are you some kind of street whore or some shit?" Kyle was about to yell at Sky with all his force.

"Oh so you're calling me a whore now? No wonder you decided to cheat on your girlfriend and get gangbanged by a bunch of BBC's you fucking f-" Sky responded to Kyle in a rather vulgar way.

"OH YOU CROSSED THE BOUNDARIES WITH THIS SENTENCE!" Kyle yelled at Sky, thankfully interrupting before she could say whatever she wanted to say. "I'm a straight man."

This led to Sky beginning to beat up Kyle with Kyle counter beating her in self defense. At one point Sky grabbed Kyle's left wrist and mockingly made him grope her.

"Eugh what the fuck are you doing you assdicking mofoloni?" Kyle became disgusted as he bitchslapped Sky into thee nearest wall.

"Don't worry, i don't even like you, it was just a trick to fuck with your psychological state." said Sky.

"You're no better than your granddaughter from the future." said Kyle again.

"Granddaughter from the future? What the fuck are you talking about?" Sky became confused.

Conveniently, Skyblue appeared out of nowhere.

"Grandma! Why the fuck are you so young? And who's that bastard beating you?" said Skyblue confused. Everyone else were equally confused. I mean if i were to be a passerby witnessing this, i'd also be confused as fuck.

"Hey! Don't called me that!" Kyle said loudly, but not inherently screamed.

"W-what? Grandma? I'm not your grandma!" said Sky with an angrier tone, but still overly confused.

"I literally was looking at my family album a few minutes ago, and in one of the pictures, you look exactly like that!" Skyblue then showed said picture. "Look!"

Sky was utterly shocked and couldn't talk while Kyle calmed down a bit, but was still angry. A random frog, who was standing nearby, witnessed the entire thing.

"Now please, get me back into the present! Or the future, judging by your point of view."

"Holy zamn Skyblue, why is your ass so big?" Kyle asked with both confusion and anger.

"Pepsi addiction." said Skyblue. And then she started twerking.

"Okay okay stop." Kyle said with a neutral tone, but Skyblue kept going.

"I said stop!" Kyle raised his hand.

"Come on, spank me!" Skyblue tried to seduce Kyle, but he instead decided to choke her with a single hand.

This led Sky to transform into her Manifest form.

"YOU TWO BETTER STOP!" said Sky with a demonic voice.

She used all her force, but then turned back into her normal form and started nosebleeding.

"Ugh, i guess i used too much power to stop both of you."

And out of nowhere, just like Skyblue, Mr Potato Head from fuckin' Toy Story appeared within a huge Walmart labeled 18 wheeler. He sounded nothing like his late voice actor Don Rickles and instead had a really deep voice of an African American man. Mr Potato Head was holding a UZI with one hand and a bag of coke with another as he continuously kept honking the truck while loudly listening to One Love by Nas.

"HEY HEY HEY MUDDAFUGGA!! OH SHIT OH YEAH!!!!" screamed Mr Potato Head loudly, yet happily. Everyone else confusedly stared at Mr Potato Head.

"I tried using a distraction ability to make you both shut the fuck up, but instead i summoned something else." said Sky.

"I mean, what the fuck was that anyway?" asked Kyle.

"Can you get me back to my timeline?" Skyblue also asked.

"Unfortunately not. I'm sorry my granddaughter from the future, whatever you're named, i've drained all my energy into a single ability to distract you." Sky responded to Skyblue.

Kyle got on his knees.

"I'm getting a bit used to this Sky shit, and that makes me feel like a god damn motherfucking asshole." Kyle thought in his head and started crying silently and making sure Sky and Skyblue don't see him crying.

"Well shit, i guess i'm stuck." Skyblue got grumpy and walked away.

"Dude Skyblue be movin' bro." said Kyle. (Another reference if you didn't get it. Try to guess :D)

Then Skyblue kissed Kyle on the cheek, but he was emotionally exhausted enough to push her away, so he just let her do it instead.

"I need to go. I think i'm slowly becoming your own kind".

"My own kind you say?" said Sky. "We have Ski, we have Faker Sky, we have Miko, we have-"

"Okay i got it!" Kyle said.

"Since you're the new Sky person, i though i'd might aswell give you a Sky name."

"I don't need any fuckin' Sky name, okay? I just tend to look like you because of some random guy!" Kyle got angry.

"Well okay. So you're Kyle right?"

"Yes?" Kyle answered, still confused as ever.

"You know what? I'd give you the name Skyle! Why you may ask? Because it's a portmanteau of Sky and Kyle! Sounds creative!" said Sky.

"Whatever." Kyle responded. "It sounds like Skype anyway, and i like Skype. It's such a shame not many people use it anymore. The only people i know using Skype besides my family are my relatives and close friends of my parents."

"Well, do you live alone?" Sky asked.

"Why the fuck are you asking me this shit? This question is fucking creepy! Are you going to break into my house and rape me in my sleep?" Kyle became both scared and disgusted.

"What the fuck? I would never do this shit! Maybe Miko would, but i wouldn't at all! I just wanted to invite some of my fellow Skys (or Skies?) into your house to chill."

"I just want to be left alone." Kyle responded and walked away.

"If you wanna be left alone, then so be it." said Sky.

As soon as Kyle went home, he began crying.

"I can't believe i became the very thing i hate.." said Kyle while crying.

Next morning.

Kyle woke up and did his casual stuff until going outside again. Then he hears someone calling him.

"Kyle? Where are you?"

It was his friend Jenkins.

"Jenkins, i'm right in front of you!" Kyle responded to Jenkins.

"Kyle? Why do you look like Sky?" Jenkins asked.

"Because some dude with rainbow clothes and shiny metal teeth turned me into her." Kyle responded.

"I believe you buddy, i was also pestered by him, and he turned me into Pico from Pico College- Excuse me, i mean Pico's School. But how did you recognize me?"

"I still recognize you by your traits. Your voice, appearance and stuff. Even though you look similar to Pico now, i still know it's you Jenkins. Have you been tired of being Pico yet?"

"Not yet!" Jenkins said. "I actually like being Pico. And why did you turn into Sky? Don't you hate Sky? I mean, i've heard you calling her a bitch multiple times."

"I still hate Sky, it's just..."

"Just what?" Jenkins asked again.

"Are you ready to hear my guilty confession?" said Kyle.

"Umm, yes?"

"Well actually..." Kyle looked down and then to Jenkins again. "I'm getting slightly used to it." he said, ashamed and disappointed, about to cry.

"It's okay, we're getting used to some things we don't like. When i was like 8, i really fuckin' hated broccoli. All those cartoons set my mindset into thinking broccoli was gross. But as soon as i ate it, i got adapted to it. Later on, i started to like broccoli."

Kyle then wipes his tears and does the signature Buddy Handshake with Jenkins. He then hears something disgusting.

"GGYYYAAAAAAAATTTTT!!! LOOK AT THEM SKIBIDI MILKERS!" a woman screamed from far away.

"What the fuck was that?" Kyle asked angrily?

As soon as Kyle heard the Skibidi Toilet theme playing loudly, his ears started bleeding, and he laid on the ground, screaming and covering his ears.

The woman got closer to Kyle only to be revealed as Miko and slapped him in the face again.

"This is what you get for hating on Skibidi Toilet you motherfucker!" said Miko, completely pissed off.

"It's just a Half Life Gman head coming out of the toilet and singing some gibberish song, how is it special?" Kyle also got a bit angry.

"Damn, if you were to have a YouTube channel, my favorite Russian FNAF YouTuber would send you strikes to get it terminated, because he's a huge Skibidi Toilet fan, and he defends it from dicktards like you." Miko gets even more aggressive.

"I don't care about some YouTuber pwning my ass over hating on Skipper Toilet, or however you call it, i just want to be left alone."

"That's called Skibidi Toilet. Gyatt dayum, you have zero rizz, your aura is weak. I'll be your Skibidi rizz tutor teaching you how to fanum tax, invade Ohio and flash your lovestick to stranger women." Miko went from angry to insane.

"What the fuck? I don't want to flash to strangers! Who do you think i am? John Wayne Gacy? Also stop talking like that you shitgobbalooging demirkhaner, it makes me feel uncomfortable." Kyle screamed.

"Looks like you're rizzless. In order to gain aura, you'll need to smoke Ohio weed and fap to Rick and Morty porn, and you'll become the sigmiest rizzler in the world. Prevent shitplayers from getting diddled!"

"I don't understand every single word you said bitch. Please leave me alone." Kyle goes home, and so does Miko. "DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT!!" he then yelled at her.

"You really lack aura my man. I mean, looking at you, it makes me feel bad for your bitchlessness."

"I'm already dating a woman!" said Kyle.

"I don't see her anywhere. I swear i'm going to find your Twitter profile and ratio every single tweet of yours."

"I have abandoned Twitter. I did it before Elon Musk rebranded it to X or whatever it's called now! I USE 4CHAN AND OLD MYSPACE!!" Kyle can't stop being pissed.

"Myspace? That boomer thing? How old are you, 58? Damn what a geezer."

"Mofo i'm 21."

"If i were to be H E R, i'd fuck your asshole with a vibrator, set it on beyond max and tear it apart, but thankfully i'm not doing that, because that's disgusting in my opinion."

"WHY ARE EVERYONE BEING PERVERTED LATELY? I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE!!!!" screamed Kyle, as he's about to reach his mental breakdown.

"Ooohh what's wrong big boy? Not skibidi enough? You can't be gyatting out of girls if your rizz is low and lacks aura. Have you ever been on Ohio? It's a great US state where nothing is normal! Oh, have you ever tried to fanum tax your friends before? How's your mewing streak going? Do you count to two when buckling your shoes? The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebro-"

But before Miko could finish her zoomer Hog Rider copypasta citation, which was inconveniently put into a mishmash of Gen Alpha psychofuckness, Kyle decided to put an end to all this god motherfucking damn Gen Alpha brainrot bullshit and decided to beat her up.

"AAAHHH!! FUCKIN' WATCH IT MAN!" Miko screamed in pain as Kyle keeps beating her.

Kyle pulls out a glock from his basement shelf and shoots Miko into her right foot to make her unable to run away.

"HEY, I WAS SAVING THIS ONE FOR MY PERSONAL FOOT GALLERY!!"

"Eww you're a foot fetishist?" Kyle punched Miko in the face.

"OW, I WAS JOKING, BUT PLEASE DON'T KINKSHAME!!" Miko keeps screaming and managed to fight back, but Kyle was too strong.

Kyle then pushes Miko to the wall and gouges her left eyeball out of her socket with a kitchen knife.

"AAAAAAAAARRRRGGHH!!! MY EYE!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! ARE YOU MENTALLY CHALLENGED?!"

"Says a person who keeps saying all this weird gibberish."

"FUCK YOU!!" Kyle and Miko both hold the same knife together, and while Miko succeeded to cut Kyle's cheek, he went beyond and sliced down her stomach, revealing her inner organs.

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!" Miko yelled at Kyle. "YOU FUCKIN' BASTARD!"

"TIME TO DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKING SNOTTYNOSE!!" Kyle keeps stabbing Miko and his knife eventually hits her heart.

Miko lays on the ground, dying and trying to escape.

"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY FROM ME!!" Kyle grabbed her legs and threw her into the living room's floor. He then pours hydrogen peroxide on a cotton pad and holds it on his cheek wound, slowly healing it.

Miko snatches a remote, turns on the TV and switches the channel to Brainrot TV. We see a stuffed plush of Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus and an SML looking puppet resembling a popular influencer Kai Cenat next to him..

"Welcome to The Amazing Digital Garten Of Pibbidi Toilet!" said the Caine plushie.

"What... The... Fuck..." Kyle gets uncomfortable.

"And we're your hosts! Caine, and..."

"KAI CENAT! Or should i say, KAI CENA-TEEEEE!!!" said the Kai puppet.

Dying, decaying Miko gets on her knees, panting like a dog while Kyle looks at her, then the TV screen, disgusted and slightly stressed.

"And today we're going to teach you how to..." plush Caine then makes a long pause accompanied by a drumroll before he and puppet Kai say "PREVENT YOURSELF FROM GETTING DIDDLED!!!" in unison.

"What even the fuck is diddle anyway?" Kyle asked, still healing his wound with a wet cotton pad..

"It's an euphenism for grooming a minor, named after the predator rapper Sean Combs, more infamously known as P Diddy." Miko said.

"First EDP445 receiving a terminology, then P Fuckin' Diddy?" Kyle gets even more confused.

The show keeps going on and on, as plush Caine and puppet Kai teach a valuable lesson through whatever is popular among (us? Got it? Cuz Among Us lol) kids to be hip with them. Then Miko goes crazy, slowly starting to lick the TV screen, to which Kyle responded with kicking her in the face.

"KEEP THINGS STERILE!!" Kyle holds a cotton pad with one hand and a wet tissue with another one, cleaning the TV screen from Miko's stinky waste.

"DON'T TOUCH MY KAI!!" said Miko.

"Holy shit lady, you're obsessed with Kai." said Kyle. "And why aren't you fucking dying? I literally hit you with the knife multiple times!"

Miko found the toilet room and crawls into it.

"Hey, what are you about to do?" Kyle is about to stab Miko again, but she responded with "I'm about to do it..."

Then Miko started posing and loudly screamed out "SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!!"

"Holy man i don't need your Skippity bullshit again!"

"No Kyle, it's Skibidi!" said Miko, and then, a fuckin' head emerged out of the toilet.

"I thought Stephen-Kingidi toilets were fictional.. They're real after all!!" Kyle got shocked again.

"I SAID IT'S SKIBIDI!!!" Miko yelled at Kyle.

"No need to be aggressive, my young lady. After all, you performed a ritual to summon me. What do you need me for?" said the head.

"Oh the almighty Skibidi Toilet God, i want you to heal all my wounds that the madman from behind me caused!"

"Okay, but i'll kill that guy later."

"DON'T! I'll need him to fuck him up more!" Miko said.

"You bitch!" Kyle screamed, but then he saw Miko and Skibidi Toilet God making out with eachother, and that both grossed him out and scared him fucking shitless! Holy shit man that's the motherfucking Skibidi makeout! What a gazoonging zabinga!!

Suddenly, all the wounds have been healed from both Miko and Kyle as if nothing happened.

"What the fuck?" Kyle said again, but Miko said "This is the healing aura of Skibidi Toilet God!"

Kyle then went to the kitchen to make a lunch for himself. After he and Miko were done eating, the latter said.

"Hey look!" Miko said, and then she swiped her finger off the nose, then onto the cheeks.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Kyle asked.

Then he saw Miko's face is different, she looks way more beautiful.

"You should try it out too!" she said.

"Try what?" Kyle asked again.

"Mewing." Miko responded.

"Oh like a cat, you know? Mew mew mew!" Kyle began to imitate the cat sounds.

"No you shitcummer, mewing is what i just showed you. And incase if you start doing it, please follow the daily streak."

"I'm not doing that shit."

"Whatever."

"Also Miko, can you please change your clothes to another? It's better when people wear clean clothes" Kyle said, and then Miko began taking off her clothes without being aware that Kyle caught her in disgust, because she's a stupid asshole.

"Here, take a robe." Kyle hands a robe to Miko, she puts it on and goes shopping. He then said "Finally, i'm left alone!"

After that, Kyle decided to watch TV and changed the channel from Brainrot TV to his favorite show. But two hours later Miko came back again, dressed up in clothes similar to her former.

"MIKO I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF HERE!!" Kyle yelled at Miko, but she responded "Why though? I live here now."

"Live? Don't you have your own house?" Kyle asked.

"No. Ever since my parents disowned me for being beyond assholish, i decided to break into people's houses because i don't like being homeless. I was spending all my remaining money on bottles of Heineken beer. I even brought a bag."

Kyle checks a bag, and indeed, there are lots of bottles of beer...

"Why the fuck did you bring me this? If i keep this and my girlfriend finds out, she will break up with me because she will think i'm alcoholic!" Kyle got sad.

"Who cares if you got Nerdbrown? I got her from an alternate universe."

"I DON'T NEED ANYONE EXCEPT MY GIRLFRIEND!! GET THAT FUCKING BAG OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" Kyle yelled at Miko again. "MIKO MORE LIKE DICKO!!"

Later that night.

Kyle wakes up to some creepy ass shouting and catches Miko watching Kai Cenat loudly.

"OOHH YES KAI!! WHISPER IN MY EAR!! YEAAAHH KAI CENATAAAAYYYY!!!" Miko shouted loudly.

"GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM!!!" Kyle yelled at Miko once again, but she laughs instead.

"Damn it, i'll have to get you to another room." Kyle sent her into another room and fell asleep.

Next morning he woke up later than usual due to getting awaken up by Miko's screams.

"I've been wondering why aren't you trying to kill me anymore. Come on, you wanted it!" said Miko.

"Because it's useless. It takes forever for you to actually die, and instead, you keep decaying and turn into a zombie. Plus you have the toilet head deity on your side." Kyle said.

"That's Skibidi Toilet God you inaurarizzated cockbarvatron." Miko looked at Kyle angrily.

"At this point you're just making up insults." Kyle said, but then the front door opened.

"Olivia! Phoebe! I've been waiting for you two! Come inside." said Kyle, finally happy.

"Wait, who the fuck is that girl with you?" said Olivia.

"That's Miko, and she's really annoying as fuck, but i let her live here because she may be homeless again" Kyle responded to his girlfriend Olivia, but then Phoebe found Miko's stash.

"Holy shit Kyle, i never knew you'd have so much stuff like this!" said Phoebe.

"That's actually Miko's." Kyle said again.

"SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!" Miko screams again, and then Olivia says "Is she mentally challenged or something?", to which Kyle responds "Not sure, but may be likely, i don't know. I tend to ignore this shit."

Then Phoebe found a Bad Dragon urethral fleshlight and a vibrator in the bag of beer and began to make out with the former and ride the latter, much to everybody else's shock and terror.

"WHAT THE FUCK SEX TOYS? BUT I'M ASEXUAL! Maybe i mistook them as bottles of beer when i was drunk." Miko admits she fucked up.

"Gawzayum Phoebe, cut that shit out!" Olivia said in disgust, to which Phoebe finally stopped.

"Is she always like that?" Miko asked.

"No, rarely." Olivia responded to Miko.

Then a woman was heard screaming outside while a deep demonic voice laughed, so everyone went outside to check what's going on. Turns out Faker Sky has turned into her eclipse form and she's mauling Skyblue.

"HEY DERIZZLER! TAKE THIS!!" Miko yelled at Faker Sky, trying to throw a Stanley cup, but it misses. Faker Sky can't talk in her eclipse form, so she just groaned as usual. She then ripped off a part of her skin that was making her mouth permanently closed and roared loudly at Miko.

"Well, guess i Ohio'd." Miko said.

"WHAT'S WITH THAT FUCKING OHIO STATE LATELY?" Kyle screamed while being really fuckin' pissed.

Miko then showed a gif of Boyfriend's head photoshopped infront of a gif of a known celebrity Big Eddie swinging his enormous dick, which turns Faker Sky back into her normal form.

"The fuck did you show to Feika?" Kyle asked Miko, to which she showed him said gif, making him shocked.

After Faker Sky ran away, Phoebe said "Wait i know this! It's Big Eddie, he's so hot!"

"Please help me..." said Skyblue, her lower half had been completely shredded into pieces, and this lead the remaining four to carry all the way into Kyle's house.

"Bring her into the toilet room, i have something to do." Miko said, and then she performed a ritual to summon Skibidi Toilet God once again.

"Why hello there, it is i, the Skibidi Toilet God! What bothers you this time?" Skibidi Toilet God asked, to which Miko responded with "Please heal her, she needs it."

Skibidi Toilet God then aurified himself and bashed his head into the end of Skyblue's upper half, bringing her legs, skirt and shoes back to where they once were.

"Holy shit thank you head thing!" Skyblue said.

"IT'S SKIBIDI TOILET GOD!!!" Miko screamed.

"Please calm down Miko, after all i helped her! Together, we are skibidi!" said Skibidi Toilet God.

"Why do many tend to be freaky nowadays?" said Kyle.

"Oh you mean this?" Miko then began staring with bedroom eyes at Kyle with tongue out, and the word "freaky" is displayed in a fancy font.

Kyle then started choking Miko, saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!"

"Umm Skibidi Toilet God, can you please get me back to the future?" Skyblue said.

"Sure thing lady!" Skibidi Toilet God responded and sent her back to her timeline, exactly how she wanted. Everything is normal for her, and she finally sees Boyfriend's grandson, who looks and sounds exactly like the original Boyfriend.

"THANKS TO STG!!" Skyblue screamed happily while hugging BF's grandson.

Meanwhile, back to the present.

"I need to chill." said Kyle.

Meanwhile again.

Faker Sky, now in her normal form, wanders around the city to look for food. An elderly passerby sees her.

"Hey lady, you look like you're in a poor condition, may i help?" he said.

"Oh yeah sure! I don't have enough money to buy a steak." Faker Sky responded to the old man, with the latter giving her enough money for a raw steak. Then she goes to the shop and buys the steak and goes outside.

"It was a pleasure helping you miss!" sad the old man, to which Faker Sky said "And it was nice to meet you!" and ate the steak raw.

"Why are you eating the steak raw? Instead of taking all your time into frying it, why are you instantly eating it raw?" the old man asked.

"I just tend to be like that. Don't worry, i don't get sick fom eating raw meat. Also my name is, umm, Faker Sky, but many call me Feika."

"Nice to meet you Feika, my name is Greg Asog." the old man revealed his name.

Faker Sky and Greg shook their hands and then went to his house.

"This is where i live. If you want, you can live here too."

"Holy gazonkas thank you Greg!" said Faker Sky and did the crouching skeleton dance.

To be continued.

Basically Skyle is the upcoming web-novel featuring Kyle Beanio, who got messed up by the mysterious man into being similar to Sky from FNF. It frustrated him at first, but then stops caring, and he trains in order to become stronger. This will feature a lot of crossovers with various media, especially DC Comics, so expect Batman, Robin, Harley Quinn etc.

I once promised to release Chapter 1 around November, but then forgot. I'll have to make some rewrites for chapters i've already written, and scrap Sean Combs (P Diddy) from being the secondary villain to avoid backlash and accusations of milking the P Diddy drama. I will also have to rewrite characters whose portrayals may look offensive to some groups of individuals. Unfortunately, i'll have to keep brainrot as it's an important character trait for Miko (Who's based on an eponymous Sky variant made by Dedmos (a.k.a. Deimos4ever)). Another thing to do is to remove anything related to works by Nintendo cuz i'm afraid to get the novel DMCA's by Nintendo themselves, which means i'll have to rework BLJT-3 (A robot character made out of the Nintendo 64 console) or replace him completely. Stay tuned for Chapters 1-8, as i'll have to rewrite them and continue working on Chapter 9.

This issue has been going on for a long time, and while i realized this issue a while ago, it's still going on.

So what's the problem?

Not only it's because of college related complications, but because i'm not motivated enough for both FNF modding and said complications. Currently i'm making FNF Yellow Pico Mod, as it's the easiest kind of an FNF mod to make, and it's intended to be a joke mod only and not taken seriously. It's going to be bad ON PURPOSE (i suck at a lot of things anyway). A three song demo will come out in like January or February 2025 due to how much i'm lacking motivation.

What about other mods?

Again, SpongeBob 4chan has been finished, but not released despite the fact it got finished back in August-September. All i'll have to do is add more stuff to The Folder, and that's it.

VS Schlaudude Alpha 3 and PewDiePie the ambiguous have been delayed for way later.

My decision is that in order to decrease the chance of burning out, i'll have to make mods one by one, not multiple at the same time.

As for mods i didn't make, i'm currently helping a friend of mine finish her mod that has been on hiatus for like 2 years. All she needs to have is one more song and charts for all of the songs.

This post is delayed, as i had a birthday 2 days ago. I did turn 19 though

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There's a chance i might get back to my old Scratch account (with the furry face in the nickname, my current account's name is numbered) and develop the final, long awaiting update for Boredom Clicker before i discontinue the game entirely.

i deleted something that i truly consider cursed, so now it's all clean and fresh

Changelog is in changelog.txt

Here https://gamejolt.com/games/schlau/855797