Recently i've been facing various complications that made me slow down the development, which means that the full, 4 song release of Board Anthology is delayed. Mom's acquaintance gave us her kitten (brown fur and gray eyes if you're interested), and we need to take care of her, so most attention is concentrated to her.

The progress of the mod is rather small, as i only composed Shitburger V2, and that's it. V2 for Downbad For kitana is probably going to be the hardest song to compose, because i can't find a tuned Pico chromatic scale that would sound good for the song (Since the current one sucks, as i made it over 3 years ago by voicing him and making it based on Jakeneutron's Pico soundfont), and i don't yet have permission from Clappers46 to use their Pico chromatic (From VS Cyborg).

I also feel a desire to add Masturbeast, The Useless, Ci9no and /v/inegar... whatever these are. But they will be way, WAY later, probably begin appearing since 4, most likely one by one.

Okay so i pretty much dropped two builds, the early WIP and the April Fools update. Early WIP features old versions of Downbad For Kitana and Shitburger, while the April Fools update, named "Peter Anthology", replaces characters with their Peter Griffin recolors and adds a new song "Princess April Is Foolish", referencing Barney.exe by the contents and the upcoming Princess Peach Hentai song by the name.

The next update, being the mod's actual full release, will include 4 songs in total - 2 updated and 2 brand new. After this, more updates will come. Here's how it's planned so far:

Early WIP -> April Fools/Peter Anthology -> Full Release/Plumbed A Pipe -> Update 1 (The actual 1)/Game Thief -> Update 2/The Rotleft -> Update 3/Tennis Rivals

There may be more in the future, maybe not, but that's currently all i'm planning. All the further updates after the full release will be minuscule, adding 1-3 songs per update, kinda like Hit Single.

The Scary One and The Big Nosed One will be probably way later and put on hold. But here are the riddles to make you guess what these characters are going to be.

In the darkness, all you see

Is a creature that'll make you flee,

It's appearance is so frightening that

Will make you hit it with a baseball bat.

-(The Scary One riddle)

What you see is a big nose

That's not as long as a hose,

He's opposing the very pink,

But what do i mean? Now think.

-(The Big Nosed One riddle)

I figured that it would make more sense calling it an early access WIP than a test demo, since i'm not testing new innovative features, just showing off placeholder content.

Downbad for Kitana: chart halfway done

Shitburger (song): no chart and visuals yet, but i do have an fla file of Shitburger (character) saved, even though it's a single pose for everything, so he won't move at all.

I decided to delay Cyclonathan, Zone-tan, Moot and Usher to way later, since i have plans for other characters. The PPH song is the most likely to be in the final pre-V1 release than ever, the rest will come later, but NOT late enough to be considered "on hold".

Okay so basically, Board Anthology is the upcoming FNF mod that will be focused on randomness. As the name implies, it's an anthology, so most of the time, the songs won't follow after eachother, as there won't be particular rows for them. They will either feature their own lore, have a simple plot or won't have any lore at all.

Most of the time, it will be themed around 4chan and content related to it (Azumanga, ZONE-SAMA, Shaggy X Matt, etc), but sometimes it will have content that will not be related to 4chan in any way (Aruap.vhs creepypasta, Horrid Henry, some OC content, etc).

There are no exact protagonists and antagonists, as this whole mod is a compilation of stories of some sorts. For example, Cloud provokes /v/-tan into ragequitting, as she steals the copy of Hating Simulator that he owns. Or Pico just wants to chill with Red Shaggy. The Shitburger song doesn't have a lot at all, it will be there just for the sake of being there.

This mod has a spinoff called Bikini Bottom's Raining Clovers, which is more SpongeBob focused, but will have 4chan related content as well, since the development began earlier than Board Anthology, despite the latter being conceptualized earlier.

But Board Anthology wasn't always like that. In March 4th, i came up with a concept for a Dave and Bambi mod that would focus on the weird and downright creepy side of the D&B community, being called Dave and Bambi: Psycho Edition. Later on, the idea was later rejected, and the theme switched to what it is now, although the mod was called Wardicloozis. I agree, that's a pretty stupid name, which is why i recently renamed it to Board Anthology.

No actual builds of Board Anthology was made, so the test demo will begin development soon, probably tomorrow.

Here's a list of characters so far:

Opponents (Note: the first of the two mentioned ones will be in the test demo, the rest will come in the future updates):

-Red Shaggy

-Shitburger

-Cloud

-Purple Shaggy

-Getrockneter Kopf (Dried head from the Aruap.vhs creepypasta)

-Cyclonathan

-Christopher "Moot" Poole

-Mario

-Usher

-Zone-tan

-Secret character 1 (The scary one)

-Secret character 2 (The big nosed one)

Playable characters:

-Pico (Only he will be in the test demo out of the playables)

-/v/-tan

-Red crewmate

Scrapped characters:

-Hailey Welch (I didn't want to get harassed for adding Hawk Tuah shit to the mod + some crypto shit)

-Matt (His song will be moved to a oneshot instead, however i feel like bringing back in the future, although unlikely)

-Marvin and Brooklyn Guy (Meant for a D-Side version of PPH, but it got scrapped cuz i don't like whatever Cerulean is cooking up)

-Horrid Henry (Possible overbloating, however he has a slim chance of coming back)

-Trish (Was intended for a song based on a dead, unfunny meme)

-Various versions of Dave and Bambi (Decreased focus on D&B content)

Deconfirmed characters:

-Soyjak and Gigachad (4chan user got sick and tired of them and i'm not comfortable with adding them to the mod. Other of them jaklings count, like Cobson, Jakiplier etc)

-Trolmongus (Sling shit, don't wanna get into conflict with both of these and again, being uncomfortable)

-Ongezellig characters (And i'm talking about the sisters trio and Vera Persijn. 4chads and Shartians really hate those, and as such, they won't be added. And if i were to add them, my ass would be well fried.)

-Clarence from Penumba + Condemned related content (I wanted to add them, but i didn't know the series enough to add them. However, Clarence may be brought back in the future once i learn Penumbra better.)

That's all with the characters, now with confirmed named for songs.

-Downbad For Kitana (Red Shaggy is the opponent, Pico is playable. Used to be called El Rojo, then Raiden Boner. It was supposed to sound different as El Rojo, but i may make a mockup of how it was supposed to sound back in 2022)

-Shitburger (As a joke version, as the more "serious" one will be made later)

-Vidyajaxxurrr (Cloud is the opponent, /v/-tan is playable. Used to be called Viridick, intended for different character. Then got renamed to Idiotlesse. Then got renamed again to Vidyajaxxurr, as in "Video game hijacker".)

-Forlornness (Purple Shaggy song.)

-Dampf (Aruap.vhs creepypasta. The name of the song means "Vapor" in German. At one point, i wanted to name it Vareur, which is also "Vapor", but in French. It was originally for my most controversial mod that milked some drama which everyone involved already moved on from. That mod i'm talking about will turn into an SML related mod that's gonna be unrelated to said drama.)

-Princess Peach Hentai (Mario is the opponent, a red crewmate from Among Us is playable. I named it because i wanted to make a reference to a 4chan /mcg/ legend named CheezyClit69 and his funny definitions on Urban Dictionary. That guy was truly impeccable.)

-Da Nose (I didn't really determine who will be the big nosed character, but Pico is gonna be playable)

-Hawk Tuah (Once funny, now unfunny. It has gotten out of control. So out of control that a lot of people got crypto scammed iykwim)

-Coach (Matt song, will be for a oneshot)

-SML Rose Hentai (PPH, but D-Side)

Sure, there are more songs, but i think the amount of named songs is already enough.

When will the mod release, you may ask? Since it's gonna be initially released as a test demo with placeholder graphics, it's gonna be really rushed, so probably this month or early April.

Okay, so Skyle got taken down from here, since it was the only place in which i was able to post it. No, it wasn't forcibly taken down. I deleted it by myself. Each chapter of the novel acted as some sort of a "bloater", and it was taking way too much space in my blogs section. It will be reuploaded somewhere else, but i didn't yet decide where.

Now that i released a hotfix update 3 days ago, let me tell you about the mod's current status.

As of now, i'm working on the Missed Her Crap update, which will include 4 new songs: the second SpongeBob song, Missed Her Crap (Literally a butchering of Mr. Krabs' name), and two more songs that are actually somewhat related to 4chan. One of them is about a certain Rage Comics character, another one is about Azumanga Daioh. MHC was already teased in the Asoing build's files, but the teaser is now outdated, as i recomposed the entire song from scratch (i use FL Studio Trial).

I haven't been working on the second SpongeBob and Azumanga songs, but i'm already charting the Rage Comics song. The lattermost's visuals are yet to be made. Missed Her Crap is finished entirely.

I'm also planning to make another update next year. And why next year? Because i want to be focused on other projects as well as irl stuff. I feel like adding such SpongeBob characters as DoodleBob, Fred and Bubble Bass to the 2026 update. There may be more characters, but i won't reveal that much.

There was supposed to be a Squidward song in the MHC update called "Squintword", but i couldn't make it sound decent, so i scrapped it. I later decided to pass it to a friend of mine, but he's focused on composing his own songs. Squidward himself will still be added to the mod, but as some sort of a gag cameo in MHC. I also wanted to make a retake for a song from Mistful Crimson Morning called Tonight, but i scrapped it because i don't want to be accused of stealing from MCM, and because of the Slingmingo drama.

Another character that's actually scrapped in both future updates is Sigbeqboibe/6. the dollar. He's scrapped from the MHC because i think Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Chiyo-Chan, Osaka and a secret character are enough for now, and he's also scrapped from the 2026 update because of bloating.

And last of all, there are two more characters that aren't even scrapped, but i still refused to add them anyway. They are Served Plankton and Creepybob. I didn't want to add Served Plankton, again, to avoid the plagiarism accusations, and i was actually questioning whether or not i should add Creepybob, but later on, it came to an obvious conclusion. The Creepypasta which Creepybob comes from is incredibly shocking and NSFW, and i don't want minors and sensitive people to be exposed to such content.

What about other mods that i'm planning on making? Only time will tell... From now on, let's be asoinging instead.

It has come to a conclusion that i'll have to talk about this. If you were to hire me to work on your FNF mod, but there's a rather provocative individual working on it, i will refuse to work on the mod unless said individual gets kicked off the team. The list of following controversial people that i refuse to work with:

>Slingmingo/JRedwick/Jeffyfansml99

>Komsmatik

>Catmania

>Wylicious (Formerly DirtEater098)

>Hooda the Antagonist and Echolocated (Even though they're both arrested now, which is amazing, but i'm still uncomfortable around them)

>Yoshubs

>Trolmongus (I just don't want him to send me slurs and Ongezellig porn)

>Cirtrax/AveryAvery/HarbingerBeatz/Niall

>RightBurstUltra (Not Syrolander, they're two different people (Syro is fine))

>HorseRadish

>Bluefrok

>RoundCat

>NebulaZorua

>Rubysart/Ruby

>Dandyanon

>D0munit

>Richard/AetherDX/SilverDev/Grimblus

>Inari/Kallionic/Kairii/JackalRuin

>TheBlueDevil420

>CitrusShock

>Niffirg

>Bluskys

>/b/-tards on 4chan who sexually exploited Kiwiquest

>People who harass my homie VoidEyedPanda

>People who draw NSFW of actual minors or characters that belong to minors.

>ElTaco

>Cloudanon

>Dementiaanons (Plural, because there's several of them)

>MetalSonicGamer

>Breakfast28

>Dovahdog

>Naxinet

>BBNO (aswell as other individuals who harassed Joeanon/FemboyAshura)

>Cynda

>THER34LD34L

>A certain type of Dave and Bambi fans who still harass me for stupid things i did as a minor, 6 years ago

I think i forgot some people, but i think that's it. I just have a distrust in any of those.

Basically Skyle is the upcoming web-novel featuring Kyle Beanio, who got messed up by the mysterious man into being similar to Sky from FNF. It frustrated him at first, but then stops caring, and he trains in order to become stronger. This will feature a lot of crossovers with various media, especially DC Comics, so expect Batman, Robin, Harley Quinn etc.

I once promised to release Chapter 1 around November, but then forgot. I'll have to make some rewrites for chapters i've already written, and scrap Sean Combs (P Diddy) from being the secondary villain to avoid backlash and accusations of milking the P Diddy drama. I will also have to rewrite characters whose portrayals may look offensive to some groups of individuals. Unfortunately, i'll have to keep brainrot as it's an important character trait for Miko (Who's based on an eponymous Sky variant made by Dedmos (a.k.a. Deimos4ever)). Another thing to do is to remove anything related to works by Nintendo cuz i'm afraid to get the novel DMCA's by Nintendo themselves, which means i'll have to rework BLJT-3 (A robot character made out of the Nintendo 64 console) or replace him completely. Stay tuned for Chapters 1-8, as i'll have to rewrite them and continue working on Chapter 9.

This issue has been going on for a long time, and while i realized this issue a while ago, it's still going on.

So what's the problem?

Not only it's because of college related complications, but because i'm not motivated enough for both FNF modding and said complications. Currently i'm making FNF Yellow Pico Mod, as it's the easiest kind of an FNF mod to make, and it's intended to be a joke mod only and not taken seriously. It's going to be bad ON PURPOSE (i suck at a lot of things anyway). A three song demo will come out in like January or February 2025 due to how much i'm lacking motivation.

What about other mods?

Again, SpongeBob 4chan has been finished, but not released despite the fact it got finished back in August-September. All i'll have to do is add more stuff to The Folder, and that's it.

VS Schlaudude Alpha 3 and PewDiePie the ambiguous have been delayed for way later.

My decision is that in order to decrease the chance of burning out, i'll have to make mods one by one, not multiple at the same time.

As for mods i didn't make, i'm currently helping a friend of mine finish her mod that has been on hiatus for like 2 years. All she needs to have is one more song and charts for all of the songs.

This post is delayed, as i had a birthday 2 days ago. I did turn 19 though