(Created by Vyxi and inspired from Chimichangar and Lazerbot)

(Warning! This story contains: profanity, gore, extreme violence, suggestive and sexual themes, murder, derogatory speech, drug references, depiction of kinks, attempted grooming, mentioning of raci and an excessive amount of Gen Alpha Brainrot.

The names of real people were used for parody purposes with no intent to actually offend them. The portrayal of African-Americans is also NOT intended to be racist.

The use of copyrighted IPs is also done as a parody, and the story does not feature any paywall. All rights of said IPs belong to their current owners. 

DC Comics and Ed Edd and Eddy are owned by Warner Bros.

Hulk and Marvel are owned by Disney.

Despicable Me is owned by Illumination.

GrubHub is owned by Just Eat Takeaway.

TMNT is owned by Nickelodeon.

Frogger is owned by Konami.

Dua Lipa is owned by.. herself.

And for anyone reading this, please do not harass any mentioned individuals, and this story is made for entertaining purposes.)

(Note: This story also features made up vernacular (other than brainrot terms), so don't get confused! Sean "P Diddy" Combs was also scrapped as a villain due to fears of being accused of milking his drama, and the ghetto bit was rewritten in attempt to make it look less offensive.)

The story continues with Faker Sky going to Greg's apartment. He opens the door and begins to narrate the surroundings.

"This is the entrance that leads you to the main hall. There's a seat for convenient shoe changing, because i don't like to use these foot scratching shovels. Over there is the living room, and over there is the kitchen."

Greg opens the bathroom door while turning on the light (The light switch is located outside.)

"Some apartments have separate bathrooms while others have combined bathrooms. This one is combined, and i think it's convenient."

This exact last line is what led to the bathroom debate.

"I don't like combined bathrooms. Let's say Person A is taking a dump while Person B is taking a shower. Person A is [pooping out of his butt] (Yes, yet another reference. YOU ARE ISAAC YOU ARE ISAAC), and Person B is smelling it while taking a shower, which is why the separate bathrooms are better" said Feika.

"But when you're taking a shower, you really want to take a shit, and the bathroom is separate, you'll have to rush into the toilet, or else you shit in the shower, which is another con in combined bathrooms."

"Fine you won Greg." Feika said again, as Greg continued showing surroundings to her. Eventually she got to see a living room and three bedrooms.

"Wow! These bedrooms look so cool! But you live alone, why did you choose a tri-bedroom apartment?" Feika asked while looking at Greg, to which he responded "These just look great."

That's when a cat came in.

"Brrreow." the cat said.

"Oh Feika! Say hi to Treesardius O'CharlieChrisJohnson, you can call him Tree for short."

"Umm, hi Tree!" Feika decided to pet the cat, and it purred. "It's so kind!"

"Why of course, i taught him to be nice around strangers!" Greg giggled a bit before doing something in the third room. Feika decided to wait and watch funny opossum videos on YouTube (YET ANOTHER FUCKING REFERENCE OH MY MOFFING GOD!) until Greg called her to come.

"Now THIS is your own bedroom!" said Greg and showed Feika her new room. It's lovecraft themed, but also with lots of fancy stuff too.

"WOW THIS LOOKS AMAZING!!" Feika began jumping around. "How did you know that i like this stuff?"

"Well i saw your sclerae glowing green while you were eating raw steak, so i though you were some kind of an otherworldly creature that i should be careful with."

This completely staggered Feika, knowing how much Greg knows about her, then they shook hands again.

Meanwhile.

Kyle, Miko, Olivia and Phoebe were in the living room. Kyle and Olivia were watching Adam Sandler movies on Netflix, Phoebe was quietly playing Clash Of Clans, and Miko was massaging a squishmallow.

"KAI CEN-" Miko tried to scream, but Phoebe closed her mouth with one hand and played CoC (Not THAT kind of coc, i told you which kind of coc.) with another.

"Go do it somewhere else." said Phoebe, which made Miko go to the living room.

After everyone were done, Olivia and Phoebe went home, and now it's up to Kyle to Miko. Out of boredom, Kyle looks at Miko for no reason.

Then Miko says "What? At least i didn't fanum tax."

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A PHANTOM TAX?! Like you pay taxes and do phantom shit?" Kyle got angry again.

"No Kyle, fanum tax means stealing a piece of food from your friend while they're unaware of it. The term is named after a popular streamer Fanum, who's a member of Kai's All Means Possible group, or AMP for short, and he became infamous for barging into Kai's room and stealing food from him."

"Holy shit Kai got lore" said Kyle.

And then the four spend their entire day without fancy stuff happening.

Next day.

"I'm gonna do it Kyle." Miko raised her arms.

"What are you doing to do Miko?" he asked.

Then Miko decided to perform a summoning ritual, but it's not to summon Skibidi Toilet God again. The process is similar to how one would try to summon Bloody Mary, except it's filled with slight brainrot elements. After she's done, she decided to sit down and wait.

"Why are you doing this?" Kyle asked, to which Miko said "I'M GONNA TO SUMMON THE GREAT FROM THE EMERALD!!"

"The great from the emerald? What the fuck? Like The Wizard Of Oz?"

And yet here he is, except not really.

"Holy shit!! The Wizard Of Oz, is that you?" Kyle wondered.

"No, you mistook me as him, i'm actually The Rizzard Of Ohioz!" said The Rizzard while doing freaky eyebrows. Rizzard himself has a ginger mustache, a purple top hat and a purple tuxedo.

Kyle faceplamed.

"RIZZARD IT'S YOU!!" Miko shook hands with him.

Then Rizzard managed to do the Disney approach and sing a song about how great his life is, how amazing Ohio is, and how he likes rizzing and stuff. Typical Disney musical, but with Gen Alpha brainrot. D Minor, 90 BPM, swing tempo.

"Well, welcome to Ohio buddy,

Where you say hi to everybody,

You can fanum t-"

Kyle then grabbed Rizzard's shoulder and told him to quote "cut that shit man."

"So, i heard you like Kai, right?" said Rizzard, to which Miko said yes.

"Well, what about i-"

"I want to show Kai to my friend Ski!" Miko said.

Kyle then whispered "Oh fuck no...", but it was too late. Ski came out of nowhere and scared Kyle shitless.

"Yay Ski! We can go to Kai together!" Miko and Ski began cheering.

"That's the spirit, young ladies! Why won't you and this.. nincompoop get to the boat?"

"You think i'm a nincompoop huh? Look at yourself. You're nothing but a pathetic attempt to mock The Wizard Of Oz by trying to he hip with the kids.. and the grown ass Miko. Why won't you go fuck yourself? And why did you bring a god damn seventh grader out of everyone?"

"Well actually, i''ll move to the seventh grade in the next school year'. I'm 13 years old, so i'm about to move into the sixth grade in a month." Ski distracted Kyle and Rizzard.

"Thirteen year old you say, huh?" a deep, menacing voice was heard. The man who said this was obscured by the shadows in a near building.

"Reveal yourself, i'm not afraid of you!" Miko said, and then Rizzard said "Whoever you are, you have zero rizz unlike me!"

The man thought it was time, and thus outstepped...

Oh no...

OH SHIT NO!!!

Outstepped none other than Diaper motherfuckin' Cactus.

"OH HELLA NOES IT'S DIAPERCACTUS!!" the four said in unison.

"Why yes, i'm the notorious predator Diapercactus, but you may call me Dypo." Dypo began.

"Dypo more like "typo"!" Miko mocked Dypo, and that pissed him off.

"But they found out i tried to seduce some random underaged furry, or how some of you guys would say, "rizz up". And i see one of you is a young girl." Dypo looked at Ski with a scary stare, and it made her hide behind Kyle.

"No need to be afraid, my child, i'm not going to hurt you." Dypo gets closer.

Then Ski gets a comically large squeaky toy hammer that doctors use for reflexes and hits Dypo with it, but instead of blowing him to smithereens, he, to Kyle and Miko's surprise, was just squashed like in those cartoons. But then he got back to normal.

"No time for games, we needa get to THE REAL DEAL!" Dypo screamed, and so he tried to grab Ski, but then Kyle and Rizzard punched him. Dypo grabbed them and pushed them to Miko, making her fall.

"You weaklings, you underestimate my threatening might! COME WITH ME SKI!!" Dypo has gone insane at this point.

"Leave the child alone you fuckwad." a familiar African-American voice said.

"Huh?" Dypo looked behind only to see the real one himself. The king of Gen Alpha. The richest Twitch streamer on planet Earth. He's like xQc, but unironically a whateverillion times better than the former, surprisied everyone else with his presence.

"KING KAI!!! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!" Miko got way too excited.

"And i..." Kai's eyes shined.

"...am Kai Cenat."

Then BOOM! He grabbed Dypo and send him into the nearest tree.

"That's not even my final form..." Dypo said.

Kyle, Miko, Ski and Rizzard began to spectate the battle as Kai and Dypo continued fighting. They knew they couldn't join the battle, as they thought they would made it worse. Kai and Dypo tried different abilities, and it has been going for 4 minutes until they finally decided to transform.

"Did Drake do nothing wrong? That's the riddle, cuz i'm about to diddle!" Dypo made a really annoying and excessive Sean Combs reference while Kai began concentrating. Then Fanum ran into the spot.

"FANUM! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, THIS IS THE DEATH BATTLE! I HAVE NO FOOD FOR YOU TO FANUM TAX!" Kai warned Fanum, which made him go away, and then they finally transformed.

Dypo wears clothes similar to The Riddler from DC Comics, while Kai's hair is now yellow due to a huge amount of Ki he got in his body.

WHO WILL WIN THE BATTLE?

SUPER SAIYAN 1 KAI VS THE RIDDLECACTUS

"Riddle 1! A skeleton in a uniform, really infamous and beloathed artist" Dypo began.

"That's easy as fuck, it's that motherfuckin' Shadman." Kai said.

"Good! Riddle 2! What's the age of consent in Y-"

"I don't need any of this shit." Kai punched Dypo in the face, spraying blood all over the place as the four watches them fight.

At one point Kai threw Dypo far into the sky to no longer be seen or heard again.

"YAY THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY FRIEND FROM DYPO MY DEAR KAI!!" Miko hugged Kai.

"It's always a pleasure to help you out. Welp, i need to go." Kai teleported away.

"I finally touched Kai." Miko got too happy.

"Umm Miko. Do you know where did Rizzard go?" Kyle asked, but Miko then said:

"I have no fucking idea."

"DON'T SWEAR INFRONT OF A CHILD!" Kyle screamed, but then Ski looked at him and said "I actually don't care about cussing. The cognitive waves coming out of the orifice owning many many objects for crunching and destruction (another reference) don't have effect on me as long as i-"

"I don't care about science, all i care about is Kai Cenat! KAI CENATAAAYYY!!" screamed Miko and ran into Kyle's house.

"Zamn" Kyle said again.

Meanwhile.

The dude in the green car drives his car when he sees a red car speeding.

"HEY! SLOW DOWN BITCH!" said the dude in the green car.

"WHAT? I DON'T HEAR SHIT!! THIS RAP MUSIC IS TOO LOUD!!" said the dude in the red car, when suddenly, they both see a Grumobile and get shocked shitless. Later on Gru goes home.

"GORLS! MEENYONS! GUESS WHAT? I BOUGHT SOME CHEEZITS AND COCA COLYERS!!" said Gru with his weird Russian-German accent.

Then Gru's daughters - Agnes, Edith and Margo, aswell as several minions came in. For whatever reason, Kevin, Stuart and Bob are dressed up as Ed, Edd and Eddy.

"CHEEZITS?" the three minions said.

"Kevin, Bob, Stuart, why the hell are you dressed up like that?" Gru asked, an then the three minions screamed out "ED, EDD AND EDDY!!!" The scream was so fuckin' loud that it broke the windows.

"Well shit man, i guess we'll have to buy the new windows."

"Don't worry Gru, i got it covered!" out of nowhere came Dr Nefario and fixes the windows.

"How did you do it?" Gru got so shocked that he's about to piss his pants.

"I, along with two other minions, Winston and Chucka Cola, already bought the spare windows." Dr Nefario started dancing like Boogieman from GrubHub, and then Gru rushed into the bathroom, took his pants off, stuffed his dick inside the toilet and released a huge load of hard pressed piss. The piss was so strong that it went through a fuckton of layers.

Meanwhile again.

Master Splinter was chilling and watching TV while the turtles - Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangello and Donatello, were also chilling and eating an unhealthy amount of pizza without getting fat. No, they weren't anorexic, they just haven't eaten for a week (except Raph, who ate an apple three days prior.)

"Man this pizza is fucking awesome!" said Leo.

Don also said "Yeah, such a shame we didn't invite April and Casey."

"KOWABUNGA MUDDAFUGGA!!!" Mike screamed, and that pissed off Raph. "COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP?!"

Suddenly, a stream of ULTRA LAZER FUCKIN' PISS began bursting through the ceiling.

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE ULTRA LAZER FUCKIN' PISS!!" Don exclamated.

"Fuck it i'll go to the surgeon." Splinter said.

Back to Gru.

Gru is done pissing, then he flushed the toilet, washed his hands, put on his pants back and gave the cheezits and Coca Cola bottles back to his daughters and the minions. Then he strengthed his fist.

"I swear Dru, i will avenge you." Gru is determined to find his brother.

"MEENYONS!! WE SHALL GO ON A MISSION TO SAVE DRU!!"

The minions cheered, and thus Gru and the Minion Trio got into the Grumobile, set the flying mode and flew into Gotham City.

Meanwhile in Gotham City.

"What the fuck Batman? Why aren't you killing all the villains?" Robin (The Jason Todd one) complained about the main Gotham issue, and Batman then said:

"It's just immoral to kill, no matter how evil they are. As much as i beat the shit out of them, i let them go."

"This is fucking stupid Batman! THAT'S SUPER FUCKING STUPID! STUCKING FUPID!! Gotham is getting more criminal because you let the villains live! If i were you, i'd beat Joker to death! LET'S FUCK THAT BASTARD UP!!" Robin screamed.

"I believe that there's the opposite side of the rainbow. I just don't want to make people go through the same as me. It reminds me of my parents getting murdered." Batman stood up from the seat.

"So let me tell you why you should kill. The green guy told me his story." Robin began.

"I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HULK! HE'S NOT EVEN FROM DC COMICS! HE'S FROM MARVEL!!" Batman screamed.

"Dumbass i'm not talking about that fuck with a broken piece of humor and anger issues. I'm talking about the frog dude." Robin faceplamed.

"Who? Frogger from the arcade game?" Batman became curious to find out.

"Yeah, so let me tell you." then Robin actually began.

"According to Frogger, he saw a pink haired guy and a purple bat in jail. He knew what they've done, so he noclipped into their cell, kicked their asses to death and left." Robin said.

"Wow Robin, you made me rethink all this." Batman got surprised, but then he and Robin saw the flying Grumobile.

"IT MAY BE JOKER, AFTER HIM!!"

Batman and Robin hopped into the Batmobile to chase the Grumobile. A missile was launched into the Grumobile, but it dodged.

"Wait Batman, that may not be the Joker! The guy in this flying thing is actually after him!"

"It's most likely his affiliatee." Batman got faster, and then the Batmobile and the Grumobile both reached the Joker's headquarters.

Out of the Batmobile came Batman and Robin, and out of the Grumobile came Gru, Kevin, Stuart and Bob.

"Who the fuck are there?" Batman and Robin got surprised.

"Well, let me introduce myself. My name is Felonius Gru, and these yellow creatures are my minions. I came here because Joker kidnapped my brother."

"I apologize for attacking you, i'm just not in a mood." Batman said.

"It's okay Batman, let's go."

And thus, the six went into the building. Halfway through, Batman heard the familiar laughter, meaning he's close.

"BROTHER!!" Dru saw Gru.

"DRU, I'LL SAVE YOU!" Gru got confident.

"Welcome!" the Joker greets. "Get ready for the downfall!" he bends over and gets shocked shitless. "WHO ARE THESE?!?!"

"I am Felonius Gru, and these are my minions! You are familiar with the other two." Gru said.

"I DON'T CARE, LET'S START THE BATTLE!!!!" Joker screamed on top of his lungs.

BATMAN, ROBIN, GRU AND THE MINIONS VS THE JOKER AND HARLEY QUINN

Joker shoots from his gun at Batman and it hits Robin. "Why so serious?" he said his iconic line.

"AHH SHIT!" Robin screamed, but Stuart handed him a bandaid. "Thanks little buddy." Robin then said.

Gru shoots at the Joker, but it misses, and Harley blocks it with her hammer. The bullet instead hits the cage and Dru breaks out free.

"Well shit." Gru got disappointed until he saw Dru. "YAY HE'S FREE NOW!!"

Then Batman took Joker, grabbed his gun and tried to shoot him in the head only to realize Harley fled into nowhere.

"Oh what's wrong Batman? You missed because you can't kill people? It reminds you of your parents huh?" The Joker mocked him.

Batman became even more nervous, and then Bob handles him a banana.

"Banana?" Bob asked, and then Batman are the banana and threw the peel. Joker was running after Batman, but then he slipped on a banana peel, fell off the balcony and died.

JACK "THE JOKER" WHITE DIED AT AGE 35 FROM FALLING OFF THE BALCONY.

"You did it Batman! Finally!!!" Robin got excited, but Batman was devastated.

"I can't believe i killed..." Everyone else looked at Batman as he says it. "I feel like a monster..."

"But you killed the main threat of Gotham City!" Robin tries to cheer him up.

"It's good, but there's one thing..." Batman looked at Robin, then at Gru, and then at Robin again. "By letting the villains live, even more innocent citizens die, and i need to apologize."

Bob handed over an ukulele to Batman. "Ukulele?"

"What the fuck do you think i am? Colleen Balinger or something?" Batman said.

Kevin got pissed with inhuman rage (I mean, he's not even a human at all), took the ukulele from Bob, slammed his head with it and handed a banana to Batman.

"BANANA!!!!!!" Kevin screamed, and then the rest of the minions aswell as Gru, Dru and Robin screamed said word.

"You guys gave me an idea..."

Meanwhile, back to Feika and Greg.

"Tree! Did you eat my fish?" Greg got slightly angry at Tree as the latter meowed at him, fully confused.

"No Greg.." Feika looks at Greg sadly. "I.. ate your fish.."

Greg and Tree looked at Feika shocked, but then Greg said: "The fish that lived in my aquarium.. I liked them, but i didn't treat them with utmost respect unlike Tree, Sparky, Goozy and King Harold."

"Really? So you're not mad at me?" Feika's eyes were filled with a sense of hope.

"Not at all Feika! If you were to kill any of those, i would be mad."

"I was just too hungry..." Feika looked again.

"I'll buy more fish for my aquarium." Greg said.

Evening, Back to Kyle and Miko.

Miko barged into the room, a cup of coffee in hand.

"KYLE!!!" she screamed.

"AHH!" Kyle jumped in the air. "Miko you fucking scared me what the fuck?" he almost got scared shitless.

"DID YOU KNOW THAT LIVVY DUNNE MET BABY GRONK?!" Miko screamed again.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE!!" and then Kyle and Olivia bitchslapped Miko together.

But then they heard some old school rap outside and went to see.

"My name is Jaysode, and i am the leader of The Sumgisye... BITCH!" one of the people said.

"Leader of the what?" Kyle didn't get it.

"YO BUSTACAPPO'S WE BACK INTO YA CRIB NINJAS!!!" said the other guy.

"What the fuck?" Phoebe said. "I may be mixed, because my mom is entirely African-American, but even we don't talk like that!"

"Yo probl'm ninja like yo and tho, like n'shiyow'g havya hearda Snoopog tho?" said that one dude.

Phoebe stared at him with a neutral look. "I have no idea what you're saying."

"Well excuse me, he's always like that, freaky in da head. Anyways we came from da hood where that muddafugga Scrotschwülm fuckin' owns it and all the bitches within, and i need yo damn help fo' dis." Jaysode said, and everyone agreed, except Miko.

"I'm not sure though" she said, "My brainrot may be annoying to anyone."

"Well we ignore this type of stuff, but Amlayzay and Chuggakris would be into that." Jaysode continued.

"YO MY NAMMAS CHUGGAKRIS N'DILDO'SHIYAWE N'THO N'YO LIKE MAN BRO MAN." Chuggakris screamed again.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP CHUGGAKRIS!!" Jaysode and Miko yelled at Chuggakris.

And then Kyle, Miko, Olivia, Phoebe, Jaysode, Chuggakris, Amlayzay and four other members, which are named Kendlestixx, Robloman, Ms D'Zyer and Lokomosteve got into the huge ass truck and went into the Sumgisye place.

"It's my crib, let's get in." Jaysode said.

"NIGEL WE BOUTA YOLOSWAG EM BIAHES TROLOLOL!!" Chuggakris screamed once again before Jaysode slapped his back and told him to shut the fuck up.

"I'm the boss of this crib, and my dawgs respect me... Except Scrotschwülm that is, cuz that damn pimp ass fucka comes here, tries to seduce my bitch D'Zyer and steals my weed."

"I've never been in places like here before." Phoebe said.

"But didn't you say you're half-black?" Miko asked, and then Phoebe got slightly mad.

"Just because i'm black doesn't mean i'm ghetto you racist bitch!"

"Racist? I literally obsess over Kai Cenat!!" Miko got angry.

"Kai Cenat? Hmmm i haven't heard this name in ages..." Jaysode said as he lit the joint.

"But he's so popular that everyone know about him!" Miko got shocked.

"Not really." Jaysode began. "And now, let me tell you."

Flashback starts.

Three years ago, Kai was strolling and chilling as usual, when suddenly he saw a figure staring at him from far away. It piqued his interest and he decided to get closer.

"Who's there?" Kai said.

"Call me Jaysode, and what i'm holding is a banana punch. Would ya like to drink?"

"Sure!" Kai got excited, took the banana punch and devoured it. Then he felt something.

Kai's left hand shattered, and a blood-like chrome gold liquid came oozing out of it.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! AAHHH!!!" Kai screamed in shock and horror.

"Holy shit this shouldn't have happened! I tried this out, and it never happened to me!" Jaysode got shocked.

Then the rest of Kai's body began cracking like an egg when a chick is about to hatch, and even more strange liquid comes out aswell as the light comes out of him.

"LIKE'A MADONNA N.D.A. GASHYYY!!! WE BOUTA LOKABADOKA THAT MOFF'N GANSTUH LOBABEEEOOO!!!" Chuggakris' scream disrupted the flashback.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME FINISH!!" Jaysode yelled at Chuggakris again.

The flashback resumes, and suddenly Kai Cenat blows up, blinding Jaysode and all people and animals in the 250 cm (8'2") radius and Jaysode screams in fear.

"No need to fear." an unknown voice said from nowhere and everywhere at the same time. "What you saw was this person's pieces of his old self. He will return with a greater life. In the future, this person will become the world's biggest live streamer. Kids from around the world will praise him and support him both morally and financially. His name is Kai Cenat."

The bright light weakens, and Jaysode then sees Kai again, completely normal and unharmed.

"It hurt like shit, but at the same time i felt satisfied. I don't know how can i explain this." Kai said.

"The voice said you will become the most popular streamer ever, and you will be loved by millions." Jaysode added in, surprising Kai.

"Really?" he said confused.

"Yes" Jaysode cheers Kai up. "And remember: all means possible."

The flashback ends.

"Wow Jaysode! Thank you for making Kai become into what he is now!" Miko got happy again.

"This story is actually cool!" Olivia said.

"It ain't just a story." Jaysode kinda corrects Olivia. "It reality."

"Utter bullshit. You made this up to fulfill Miko's freaky desires." Phoebe said.

"I told ya it real!!" Jaysode is about to slap Phoebe.

"Then prove it. Make this banana punch."

"Well fine, for alla us."

And thus Jaysode and D'Zyer went to make the banana punch for everyone to try out. As it was ready, Jaysode began.

"Drink it up in 3, 2, 1!" and as Jaysode said one, everyone began to drink the banana punch.

Kyle liked it and said "Wow, it's amazing! Can i have mo-" but he couldn't finish his sentence, as Chuggakris and Amlayzay got knocked out into the floor unconscious.

"YOU KILLED THEM!" Phoebe screamed, but then, this weird golden liquid came out again, the bodies began cracking, and the light blinded everyone.

Then Kyle, Miko, Olivia, Phoebe, Kendlestixx, Robloman, Ms D'Zyer and Lokomosteve ended up in a heavenly place.

"Greetings adventurers. It seems that you have entered the trial." The same unknown voice Jaysode described was heard again.

"I told you it was real Phoebe!" Jaysode looked at her.

"As you can see, two of you disappeared and got sent into the improvement center. They are going to become better people."

"So cool!" Said Kyle.

"I am going to predict your future fates, however they may not be accurate, so always follow the steps to make these happen." the voice said again. "Starting with you Kyle."

"Me?" Kyle asked, and then this happened.

"Kyle Beanio and Olivia Lester. First Kyle, your appearance will turn back to normal if you defeat the one who brought you into all this, and you and Olivia will be happy together until the end of your long and happy lives. And Olivia, you will become a successful company founder."

"Wow thanks!" Olivia said, but Kyle was questioning it. "Are you sure it's real?"

"Yes it is adventurer." the voice said again.

"Sidney Baxter, you will become an entirely different person in the future. You won't be the Miko you know you are. You can save your own fragile mentality before it's too late. Follow the green paths of freedom and live the way you want it to be."

"I don't get it, what does it mean?" Miko said.

"You will find out soon."

"Phoebe Alonso. You will have an above average life. Nothing much will be going on, but you will have a happy life after all."

"Will everyone here have happy lives in the future?" Phoebe asked.

"I really doubt it, but most of you will be happy."

"Jaysode Michaels, you will become the mayor of Cheswold City of the Kent County, Delaware."

"HECK YEAH!!" Jaysode got happy and excited.

"Kristoff "Chuggakris" Adlerflügel, you will get in shape and become different. You will soon befriend a middle school student and team up with her to defeat the forces of evil. And maybe in the future, you may be interested in science and help the other group invent the great machine."

"I really hope it works." Phoebe said.

"Rowan "Amlayzay" Nextorian, you will also become completely different, and you will be given a new name."

"I'm hyped up!" said Miko. "Let him rizz up!"

"Markus "Kendlestixx" Fredbert, you will found a new city in Massachusets' Worcester County."

"Whoa, Jaysode and i will be peakin' tonight!" Kendlestixx began dancing around.

"Marshal "Robloman" Stenklarch, unfortunately, you will soon betray your group to revive Sinestro Corps and kill some of the universiry students until the forgotten legend kills you."

"Nah man, this shit ain't fab." Robloman said disgruntled.

"Alayne D'Zyer, you will help Jaysode to become a mayor and help Kendlestixx found Krewst City (reference)."

"Yes!"

"And lastly Steven "Lokomosteve" Mancardi, you will be defeated in a battle against Deathstroke."

"Fuck! Why me and Robbie?" Lokomosteve got pissed.

"These will be your future fates." the voice gets quieter and then everyone, including the new Chuggakris and Amlayzay are sent back to where they were.

"Wow, i can talk normally now! I'm still feelin' kinda ghetto, but at least i'm normal! I'm also still a bit chubby, but i'll work on that!!" Chuggakris got super excited.

"I'm no longer lazy yay!! I think i should exercise." Amlayzay said.

"THIS SUCKS!!" Robloman and Lokomosteve shouted in unison.

"I can't wait for it to happen! Alright guys, let's get to da party in da crib!!" Jaysode said, and the party began. Robloman and Lokomosteve didn't join because they were upset while Amlayzay left to exercise.

Meanwhile.

Harley Quinn keeps running until she stumbles upon a cafe, where she sees Poisonous Ivy.

"Ivy!" Harley tried to get Ivy's attention, and it worked.

"Oh hi Harley, what's going on?"

Then Harley and Ivy decided to eat in a cafe, and once both were done, Harley said.

"BATMAN KILLED JOKER!!!" she screamed, and everyone, including Ivy, stared at Harley, shocked.

"For real?" said a guy wearing a blue shirt and yellow cap.

"Umm..." Harley blushed a bit, realizing how she said it.

And then everyone got happy around, and soon Harley and Ivy began watching people having a party. The clouds in the sky disappeared, and a rainbow emerged.

A concert started, but after Dua fucking Lipa out of all people finished singing her hit bangers, Batman got the microphone.

"Dear Gotham citizens." Batman began. "I killed Joker, but..." he sadly looked at the crowd. "I take responsibility for damaging our beloved city after what i've done. Joker has done nothing wrong, i'm the actual villain here... Because i let the Suicide Squad live, it led to more harm towards the innocent citizens. I apologize for everyone that i've hurt, and i promise to change, although it's too late. We have won, but at what cost?.."

As Batman was about to break into tears, the crowd cheered with most people forgiving Batman while the rest decided to go against him and protest against him.

"Thank you for your honesty Batman, i'm proud of you." said Catwoman. "I have faith in you."

"Really?" Batman looked at her.

"Yes. But i have things to say."

Catwoman got the microphone.

"BOTH BATMAN AND JOKER ARE INNOCENT!!"

"Huh?" The crows got surprised.

"Well, let me explain..."

To be continued.