(Created by Vyxi and inspired from Chimichangar and Lazerbot)
(Warning! This story contains: profanity, gore, extreme violence, suggestive, sexual and kinky themes, depiction of sex and masturbation, murder, derogaory and offensively questionable speech, attempted suicide and slight Gen Alpha Brainrot. And thus, this story is prohibited to read for minors, elderly people, pregnant women and sensitive people.
The names of real people were used for parody purposes with no intend to actually offend them.
The use of copyrighted IPs is also done as a parody, and the story does not feature any paywall. All rights of said IPs belong to their current owners.
DC Comics is owned by Warner Bros.
Despicable Me is owned by Illumination.
McDonalds is owned by McDonalds.
Rick and Morty is owned by Adult Swim.
The Amazing Digital Circus is owned by Glitch Productions.
Phineas And Ferb and Cars are owned by Disney.
Overwatch is owned by Blizzard Entertainment and Activision.
Playstation is owned by Sony.
Grand Theft Auto is owned by Rockstar.
Minecraft is owned by Mojang and Microsoft.
Dragon Ball Z is owned by Shueisha and Toei Animation.
And for anyone reading this, please do not harass any mentioned individuals, and this story is made for entertaining purposes.)
(Note: This story also features made up vernacular (other than brainrot terms), so don't get confused!)
Greg is reading some newspapers on an armchair in a living room. The following article says:
"BATMAN KILLED JOKER!!"
"Holy crap, finally!" Greg became happy and cheered such a grand event, when suddenly.
"Hey Greg." Feika pokes his shoulder. "Hm?" Greg looks at her.
"Look what i can do!" then Feika gets a kitchen knife and cuts off her foot.
"FEIKA!! What are you doing?" Greg became concerned, but suddenly, Feika grows a new foot while the severed one turns into another Feika.
"This type of budding was done similarly to how Peter Griffin cut off his hand, and it turned into Retep Niffirg." Feika said.
"Wow that's really impressive!" Greg said, but then suddenly, Feika's clone said "SZECHUAN SAUCE!!" and jumped off the window.
"What?" Feika and Greg said in unison.
Meanwhile.
"This is what happened." Catwoman began, and thus the flashback began.
Everything starts with Bruce Wayne's childhood, where he was being friends with another kid named Jack White. As they grew older, they were rarely talking to eachother. But then as young adults, they heard the familiar screams. Turns out Bruce's parents were murdered, but it wasn't known who, so Bruce and Jack began chasing the silhouette only to fail and come back to the Waynes. The last time Bruce and Jack were together as friends is during the funeral, with them both and Alfred sharing condolences to the Waynes. But while Bruce was mentally strong and accepted his parents' death, moving on into becoming an aspiring superhero, Jack on the other hand, first denied it, and then went crazy. He got consumed by his insanity and forgot about what happened before, seeking a new purpose of life and becoming Joker. Bruce Wayne, now Batman, has completely forgotten about Jack and his childhood friendship with him, which explains his hatred towards Joker. That's when Batman and Joker became arch enemies, but there was something that was preventing Batman from killing Joker. He could not kill him Fast forward to the present when Batman finally indirectly killed Joker thanks to Bob's banana.
"So this whole time, i've been fighting against my childhood friend?.." Batman asked.
"Turns out to be the case Batman." said Catwoman. "To this day i'm trying to figure out who killed your parents and started it all. I've been looking for clues for years, and while i am close to finding out the truth, i still can't find the person's identity."
"I wish you luck Catwoman. If he fucked up my parents and the Joker, then i will counter fuck him up!" Batman got courageous again, and he went on an adventure.
Meanwhile.
Ricegum steps in.
"Hi my name is Ricegum, and you've probably heard of me. I'm here to tell you that i'm actually irrelevant to the story whatsoever, and i'm merely a cameo because Vyxi is thinking of cameos to add. Okay, back to the story." Ricegum said before leaving the place.
The next morning, back to the four and Sumgisye.
Everyone are waking up, with the four still being in Jaysode's house. Those who didn't wake up entirely got up due to Chuggakris' scream.
"HEYO WAKE UP, LOOK AT AMLAYZAAAYYYY!!" Chuggakris screamed in his typical Chuggakris fashion, except he's different, as expected.
Everyone went to check Amlayzay, and...
Oh zamn!
"Good morning, what do you guys want?" said Amlayzay calmly.
"Holy shit dude... You jacked as fuck!" said Jaysode.
"Excuse me Jaysode, but.. i'm cheating on you." said D'Zyer, and it took like 10 seconds for Jaysode to understand that she was just joking.
"Well, guess he's not Amlayzay anymore." Lokomosteve pointed it out.
"You may call me..." Amlayzay did a cool ass stare. "Jinkyrowan"
Phoebe accidentally squirted through her pants.
"Phoebe what the fuck" said Kyle, Miko, Olivia and Jaysode when suddenly Jinkyrowan looked at Miko and said "So, you like all this Digital Circus, right?"
"Umm, yes." Miko said blushing when suddenly, everyone heard a nursery rhyme outside.
"Can weird sounds from outside stop? Every single time, every single day i have to sit through all this fucking shit!" Kyle gets pissed, but then Lokomosteve runs outside. He saw an ice cream truck.
"ICE CREAM!!!" Lokomosteve said, but then Jaysode did a face palm. "Lokomosteve you ain't like muthafuckin' 7 or some shit, cut that shit out!"
"BUT I'M ADDICTED TO ICE CREAM!!" Lokomosteve gets crazy and attacks the van out of curiosity.
"Hey cut that shit bitch!" the truck driver said, then took him and drove away.
"Classic ice cream kidnapping." Kendlestixx said.
"YOU BOZOLONI I'M GONNA GETCHA BITCH!!!" Chuggakris screamed again and shot the truck with minigun when suddenly it blew up.
"CHUGGAKRIS YOU FUCKING RETARD! YOU JUST KILLED THE DRIVER AND LOKOMOSTEVE!!" Jaysode yelled at Chuggakris, but then he said "Calm down Jaysode, i'm convinced that Lokomosteve is alive."
Then Amlayzay, now Jinkyrowan, holds Jaysode's shoulder and says "He's right boss, i can feel it." but then both Lokomosteve and the truck driver get kidnapped by something nobody could see. It was too fast. Perhaps it was fast like Flash, but.. was it Flash?
"Shit, it got away and took Steve!" Robloman got angry.
"We need to come up with a plan." Miko said.
"How about we separate?" Phoebe asked.
Then Jaysode responded "I will think about it."
Meanwhile, an hour prior.
What a nice day in Danville. Phineas and Ferb are chilling next to a tree like they usually do. But suddenly Phineas said "Hey Ferb! I know what we're going to do today!" and "Hey, where's Perry?" A typical day in Danville. Perry himself gets into the OWCA Room, and Major Monogram grants him a mission to stop Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Again, a typical day in Danville.
Perry finally arrived at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated while the jingle plays.
"Ah, Perry the Platypus! As always i've expected your arrival! I have invented a new invention called..." Heinz Doofenshmirtz then revealed the invention. "FLASHO-SPEEDY-INATOR!!"
Perry did his usual platypus sounds.
"Oh, i bet you're gonna really like this, because it's actually an updated model! I shot it at Norm with the speed value set at 4, which means very fast, and he's moving like crazy!"
Norm barges into the room, dressed up in a Flash costume.
"Holy crap Heinz i'm in DC Comics! I'M FUCKIN' FLASH!!!" and jumped off the balcony like a fucking idiot he is.
"Progress, it's the new Norm." Doofenshmirtz made this really stupid and asinine reference to that one animated sitcom you'd rather forget about. Now THIS is what made Perry kick Doof's ass, as Doof fucked up Flasho-Speedy-Inator by accidentally switching the speed to the max value of 6 and shot it into the random direction.
Meanwhile (which was said like 5 times so far lol)
A retired worker from JTE (Joker's Trap Entertainment) walks in a random street when suddenly, a beam gets shot into him, and he becomes too fuckin' fast. An hour later, he saw an ice cream truck blowing up and took Lokomosteve and the driver to his own place. The driver was later revealed to be the disguised Bane who became disgruntled after Joker's death.
"Who the fuck are you and what are you going to do to me and this fellow African-American gentleman?" Bane asked out of curiosity and discomfort.
"I'm someone Joker once knew, and i want to conquer the lands to find something that will be likely to ressurect Joker. Perhaps the seven pearls with stars on them or a giant green gem." the kidnapper said.
"I almost got fried to death! Thank you for saving me from this, but at the same time... Why did you kidnap me?"
"I NEED YOUR ENERG-!!" Before the creepy guy could finish his sentence, Lokomosteve shot him, sent smokescreen all over the room and left.
"Hey, what about me?" Bane said before the guy knocked him out.
"Call me... Speedy Trixter. I'm better than Flash..." the guy revealed himself as Speedy Trixter.
Back to the current time.
Lokomosteve is looking for something that could help him get out of Gotham City as soon as possible when suddenly, he sees Grumobile. He breaks inside and conveniently hides. Then Gru, Dru and the Minion Trio is coming inside and leave Gotham City to Gru's house. As they got there, Gru, Dru and the minions went inside, and so did Steve.
However, Kyle (This time Gru's dog, not Skyle) spots Steve and goes after him only for Gru to calm him down and say "Who the hell is that?"
Dru then says "Look brother, he's all screwed up! I think we should help him."
"He literally broke into our house, we need to punish him." Gru said.
"Please don't kill me! I just need some help! I can't stay in a condition like this! Please if you help me, i will tell ya to get me back to my boss' crib!" Lokomosteve began begging Gru, which made him say "Well sure then, come on to the lab!" and so Gru, Dru and Steve went to the lab.
"Oh look who arrived! Welcome back Gru and Dru! And.. who's that?" Nefario greeted the Gru brothers and became curious about Lokomosteve.
"He needs healing" Gru said while referencing Overwatch.
"Also there's something i realized." Nefario began. "Your name isn't even Gru right?"
"Well actually yeah." said Gru, "it's actually Felonius. Gru is my last name."
"Well, and Dru's name IS indeed Dru, right?"
"Absolutely!" Dru exclaimed.
"Well, since you're Gru's brother, that means your name is Dru Gru! DRU GRU!!" Nefario has gone crazy until Bob calmed him down, and then the surgery began.
Meanwhile.
Nene is chilling in her house alone, reading a book when suddenly she saw a suspicious link written in a small font. She opened a browser and typed the link in. She was greeted by an erotic Slenderman X Lightning McQueen fanfiction.
"OH NO!!!" Nene screamed in terror and tried to kill herself by stabbing her own chest when suddenly, a knock was heard outside the window. It was Sky doing it.
"HEY YOU! YES YOU!" Sky screamed.
"SKY?!?! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT YOU POOPCOCKED BARFBITCH?!" Nene asked Sky while yelling at her.
"I want to see who's worthy for Pico and Darnell - you or me." Sky grinned in a creepy way.
"The answer is obvious. That's me of course. I've been on great terms with them since the Middle school." Nene said.
Then we see a bunch of flashbacks, referencing the old Pico's School stuff.
"Let's test it out!" Sky said, and then Nene exclaimed "Come in then!"
NENE VS SKY
That's when Sky broke into the house and started fighting Nene. The fight has been going on for a long time. The sheer bloodshed from Sky's powerful punches and Nene's piercing stabs. Eventually Sky turned into her Manifest form and threw Nene into the furthest wall.
"Ugh, you're pretty strong, but how about this?" Nene then pulled a Dio from JoJo or Sakuya from Touhou. And i don't mean she stopped time (she can't), i mean she threw several knives at Sky that she got from the kitchen. All the knives missed, except one, which perfectly went into her left thigh.
"Hm, it hurts less when Manifest." Sky said, wiping all the blood from the thigh wound.
Eventually Sky and Nene went full melee and starting punching and kicking eachother when suddenly, Sky grabbed one of Nene's knives and cut Nene's cheek a little bit. What the fuck? First Miko wounding Kyle's cheek, now Sky doing it to Nene? Repetitiveness at its zamn finest.
Nene did the "Tanaka Thai Kick!" when suddenly, Sky sent Nene to another wall with a single punch and licked the blood of her cheeks.
"Ugh, the fuck are you doing bitch? I only like traditional shit! I'm straight!" Nene then tried slicing Sky's throat, but she resisted.
"Huh, says the most lesbian looking woman i've ever seen. I bet you got fucked by Cassandra." Sky began mocking Nene.
"What the fuck? I would never be with Cass! I'm pretty sure Pico killed her." Nene tried to prove her point.
"At least i took BBC unlike you!"
"Pfft sure.. From who?"
"I literally got gangfucked by Pico and Darnell!"
Nene was devastated.
"There's no way it would be possible!" Nene then punched Sky again.
"I bet you're gonna say "Awh hell naw it should have been me!" and shit." Sky keeps mocking Nene when suddenly, Nene takes off her panties and grabbed an already used dildo.
"What the fuck are you doing?"
"Let's ACTUALLY prove who belongs to Pico and Darnell!"
Pico and Darnell then went home when Sky and Nene started undressing and giggling.
"The fuck are these noises?" Darnell became curious, and then, he and Pico saw Sky and Nene together, naked. They were beyond devastated, as they opened their mouths wide in shock, fear and disgust.
"I swear we're actually enemies, we just happen to be undressed!" Sky tries to prove her point.
Then Pico and Darnell snapped out and undressed.
"We'll see." said Darnell, and the HISTORICAL MOMENT has been engaged.
Meanwhile, 2 hours later.
Harley Quinn and Poisonous Ivy are strolling in the park and stuff.
"You know Ivy.." Harley began. "I have a confession to make, but do you promise to keep it as a secret from anyone? And do you promise to not be mad at me for this?"
"Of course, go ahead and tell me." Ivy said, and then Harley looked at her.
"I'm secretly fursuiting."
Ivy was surprised, but not too shocked until she said. "You know what?"
Harley got curious and a bit scared, thinking Ivy would yell at her, but suddenly, she said. "I'm into that too."
Harley then became happy, and she and Ivy promised to keep it as a secret from anyone.
A few moments later.
Harley and Ivy went to Harley's house, and she opened the storage room, showing her kemono fursuit.
"It looks adorable. Do you think we would go to the convention without being caught as the actual us?"
"Hmm. We can try."
Meanwhile Irate Gamer looked at all this through the window, got shocked and disgusted and said "What... the... fuck...", then he jumped off, landed safely, ran into a local GameStop and bought a copy of Shaq Fu.
Back to Despicable Me.
Lokomosteve got a surgery from Gru, Dru, Nefario and the minions, and then he got a lot of gifts from the minions, including a fucking PS5 for some reason.
"No thanks Elbow Washer, i already have like three of them." said Lokomosteve, which made Elbow Washer the minion give it to Agnes instead.
"HELL YEAH PS5!!" Agnes got happy.
"Woah shit!" Gru got surprised. "Never expected someone as innocent as Agnes say "hell", but whatever."
"Wait, lemme call my playas real quick." Lokomosteve got his phone (which survived the explosion for some fucking reason) and called Jaysode.
At the moment, The Sumgisye gang separated from the main four, Jinkyrowan and D'Zyer, and he's in his truck after Steve.
"Oh hey Steve!" Jaysode responded to the call. "Where are you?"
"I'm in Gru's house." Steve said.
"You're in what house? Like Despicable Me?" Jaysode asked.
"Yes." Steve responded, and then he told his current whereabouts.
After telling the address of Gru's house to Jaysode.
"Got it. WE'RE SWITCHING THE DIRECTIONS!" Jaysode exclaimed and drove to Gru's house.
As they arrived, Steve got to the exit.
"Thank you for support guys, it was wonderful to meet you dudes" Lokomosteve went to The Sumgisye truck and drove away.
Afterwards, in The Sumgisye Shakk, or how Jaysode would say, "in da crib".
The four, Jinkyrowan and D'Zyer got a response from Jaysode, claiming he got Lokomosteve with himself and he drives back to the house.
"Hey guys!" D'Zyer said. "GUESS WHO'S BACK!"
"Huh?" Phoebe got curious.
"It's Lokomosteve, did you forget?" Olivia said.
A few moments later.
"WE'VE ARRIVED!!" Jaysode and Chuggakris said together.
And there here they are, Jaysode, Chuggakris, Kendlestixx, Robloman and Lokomosteve in their glory.
"Steve you look different!" D'Zyer said.
"I got a surgery because i looked unrecognizable. And now here we are!"
Miko then turned on the Skibidi Toilet theme and began dancing to it with Chuggakris, which made Kyle and Jaysode facepalm.
"I may not be brainrotten, but the song kinda slaps tho." Phoebe said.
That's when Olivia and D'Zyer screamed "ZAMN!!"
We know what's going on with the four and The Sumgisye, we know what's going on with Harley and Ivy, we know what's going on with Batman and Robin, we know what's going on with Pico's School Trio and Sky, we know what's going on with the Despicable Me cast, and we know what's going on with Feika and Greg, but we don't know what happened to Jenkins.
Meanwhile, finally.
Jenkins is playing Minecraft Bedrock multiplayer with his brother when suddenly, a knock was heard.
"Lemme get it real quick" Jenkins went to open the door to get the delivery. Then he unboxes it. "That's the cat piano i ordered for my niece!"
"You have a niece?" said Jenkins' brother, Paul.
"I told you i have a niece Paul." Jenkins responded. "Our sister Shelly is 27 and she has a daughter, and i ordered a cat piano for her."
"Cool, are you gonna give it to her now?"
"After another Mortal Kombat match."
And then Jenkins and Paul played MK until they were done, and Jenkins decided to go to Shelly's house (She lives separately from the rest of Jenkins' family).
Meanwhile, as always.
Feika's clone, now transformed into an opossum, saw a local McDonalds, so she turned into Greg and went inside, ordering some food and everything goes normal, except she ordered too many szechuan sauces and began dipping everything into it.
"Holy gazoly!" a random guy said. "This old dude really wants to be Rick Sanchez! Wubba lubba dub dub!"
After Feika's clone was done eating McDonalds, the real Feika and Greg came in only to begin chasing the clone. Then the clone shapeshifted into an andean condor and flew away.
"Zamn!" Feika and Greg both screamed until they saw a fast gust tearing Feika's clone apart.
"My name is Speedy Trixter, and i'm here for Joker's Legacy." the gust was revealed.
"Feika go get him!" Greg exclaimed, and then Feika detached her limbs to grow the new ones back and turn the detached ones into more clones of herself while host Feika turned into her Eclipse form.
FEIKA VS SPEEDY TRIXTER
The clones ganged up on Trixter only to kill them with ease, and then get his legs grabbed and shredded to pieces.
"UGH!! At least i can run with my arms!!" Trixter ran away from Feika with his own arms until Feika turned in an ostrich, to no avail. He got away.
"I know a better transformation" Feika said when suddenly, she turns into Usan Bolt, Greg sits on her and she runs after Trixter. Feika also said, this time with Usain's voice "Don't worry Greg, Usain Bolt gave me permission to shapeshift into him."
"SHENRON I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" Trixter screamed when suddenly, Feika and Greg outrun him.
"Now get him!" Gren commanded to Feika, and then Feika elongated her arm to grab Trixter.
"LET ME GO, I ONLY WANT SHENRON AND JOKER!!" Trixter said when Greg starts beating him to death. Trixter tries to break free, but fails every time. Feika holds him too tightly. And as Trixter vomits too much blood, he gets weaker until he gets fully squished by Feika.
GLOWIVER "SPEEDY TRIXTER" SANTIGU DIED AT AGE 26 FROM BEING CRUSHED TO DEATH
"LERY FUCKIN' GOW!!" Greg cheered, and then Feika turned back to normal and cheered again.
"Phew, let's go home." said Feika.
Meanwhile.
Before Doofenshmirtz gets his Flasho-Speedy-Inator completely broken, the last laser shot is shot into Phineas and Ferb's pocket dimension dispenser, increasing its speed and opening more portals. A bunch of random shit is coming out, which gets Candace's attention.
"I gotta go Jeremy, bye!" Candace pretended to have the sweet voice when talking to Jeremy on the phone, and after she stops the call, she screams "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?" and runs into the backyard.
"Hey Candace, looks like we got some problem!" Phineas tries to warn Candace, but then Candace runs to their mom, Linda Flynn-Fletcher when suddenly, Isabella, Buford and Baljeet come in.
"I gotta fix that machine real quick!" Ferb said, thinking it was a fitting time to speak as he's usually silent, so he and Baljeet try to adjust the machine, but it accelerates, and shit blows up.
"FUCK!!" Candace screamed, hearing the explosion, but then Linda slaps her in the place behind the head, parallel from the face.
"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!" Linda berates her daughter.
"OUCH, BUT MOM MOM MOM MOOOOOOMMM!!!! LOOK AT PHINEAS AND FERB!!" as Candace drags her mom to the backyard as usual, and...
It's normal.
All the stuff has somehow been cleaned, and the brothers and their friends are just chilling, again as usual.
"But- but- but- but-" Candace got a mindfucked stroke.
"Don't waste my time." the mother ran away like crazy.
A bit later.
Harley and Ivy have arrived at the first ever furry convention in the history of Gotham City, and mostly there were ordinary people, but there were a few celebrities, most notably Nicholas Cage for some reason.
"Remember to keep the suit on." Ivy said, as she and Harley entered.
Most of the time they had a fun time until they heard moaning in a cafeteria.
"SAY WHAAAATT?!" Harley and Ivy got shocked, referencing that one Stewie Griffin meme. Say what indeed my fellow ladies and gentlemen, as they went closer to see.
THERE'S A MOTHERFUCKIN' ORGY!!
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Ivy screamed.
"WE'RE HAVING AN ORGY!" the guy in the blobfish suit loudly exclaimed.
"Don't you realize there are teenagers who go to the conventions too? What if you traumatize them for the rest of their lives?" Harley became too concerned.
"Where do you think we should fuck?" said the lady in the rodent fursuit that resembles the prehistoric zalambdalestes species.
"IN STRIP CLUBS OR HOUSES OF COURSE!!" Ivy began being pissed as fuck, but then some fat guy with the Knuckles costume (which is just a body paint, similar to that one Chris Chan "Electric Hedgehog Power" video) barged in and said "STOP SCREAMING, LET'S BE FRIENDLY!!!" which made the orgians leave and Harley and Ivy dancing like the Grubhub commercial. Zamn kek.
After the convention ended, Harley and Ivy went home, but still with fursuits on.
Meanwhile, as always.
The robed figures are chanting in the dark alley, and the JBL boombox is playing some creepy ambience. There were 12 people in total - red haired guy named Ike Clinton, blue haired guy named Pascal Garcia, yellow haired guy named Brassylocker Uchimaki, green haired guy named Munnay Tragedy, a pale guy with pitch black hair named Lars Iration, an African-Irish man with white as snow hair named Vazocke Magentola, a goblin named Snixter, a robot named N-7, a Tengu waifu named Inazuna, another robot named GSM-3, the Chinese guy named Long Yi Zhanshi and an African-American lady who prefers to stay anonymous for the time being.
"Man i really miss Yog." N-7 said, and after that the black lady said "My soul may be bound to his, but unfortunately, i don't know his whereabouts. We need to call Cthulhu."
"Cthulhu? Doesn't he currently live the Glyre dimension?" Snixter asked.
Ike, the leader, then stood up and scratched his chin.
"Let's better not disturb him, he has his things to do. We need to be on our own."
Another robot, GSM-3, whose head is actually a Panasonic CRT TV with Playstation 2 plugged in, also stood up and said "By performing a certain ritual in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, you will get next to Yog, but it's unlikely. My name stands for Grove Street Mystery 3."
"Cut your bullshit GSM, we all know we're not Carl Johnson to make it happen." Brassylocker got slightly angry. "And i thought your name stands for "Giant Stroking Mutant 3"."
"That's a name a Roblox creep would choose." Lars began being irate.
"EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!" N-7 said. "I'M GOING TO GET GRANDPA."
"Him? Oh god.." GSM said, and then another robot appeared.
"What the heck do you want you fuckin' youngsters?" said the old grumpy robot who apparently was another TV headed robot with an older CRT, and his chest has a slot with a Commodore 64 installed.
"Gran Rufus, you're finally here!" N-7 then began explaining the entire Yog thing.
"I helped him out and made a floppy disk containing possible information." Long Yi said and inserted it inside, then typed in the default C64 load command.
LOAD"*",8
"Don't expect it to load instantly! It takes like 20 minutes minimum to run at least that stupid fuckass Dancing Monster game." Rufus said.
"That one game AVGN reviewed in a Commodore episode?" Lars asked.
"DANCING MONSTER?!" Snixter began masturbating, which made Brassylocker and the black lady beat him.
Nearly an hour later, Rufus finally loaded the possible coordinates.
"FINALLY IT TOOK SO LONG!" Pascal began dancing, but then Ike stopped him and said "We need to go together."
And thus, all twelve robed individuals aswell as Rufus went to find Yog.
"Hey, did you know the company who made me went bankrupt, so nobody really owns Commodore and Amiga as a whole?" Rufus made an interesting question, but then the black lady said "We have no time for discussions like these, let's delay them to the point of the aftermath of finging Yog."
Their destination was an abandoned mansion in Germany.
Two hours later, out of boredom, Snixter began beatboxing, but the rest pretended to not listen to him until he eventually stopped on his own.
Then the group got tired, and they arrived to a local hotel to rest and continue their journey later.
Next morning.
The lonely fortune teller is sitting in his booth, when suddenly, a woman comes in.
"Hello? Umm, i cheated on my husband, what should i do?" the woman asked.
"Let me look into your mind." the fortune teller said, as he began chanting, and The Orb of Enlightment began showing stuff. Turns out, the woman's husband is actually a cuckold. He has been cucking to her having sex with Big Black Calvin this whole time.
The woman begame curious.
"Maybe i can invite them for a threesome!" then she paid to the fortune teller and left.
The fortune teller has been sitting in the booth for 15 minutes, until one person we're all familiar with came in...
It was Kyle.
To be continued.